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Can I sit at the grownup table this time? They're just jealous of his perky little nipples. No, really. Look at them - I think they're stuck like that. Madge has been good for boy toy Luz. He's living in the lap of luxury. He's got his very own nanny. And his sugar...
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But not B's dressOmigod, did I just say that? Something nice about a Kardashian? I should call my doctor - it could be the onset of the swine flu. Then again, the swine flu originated with pigs, not big, beefy cows, so it's probably just an honest compliment. It's so hard...
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Let's just buy one. My hoo-hoo hurts.Finally. After a few grueling years of forced ovulation, mandated copulation and all-around general emasculation he's off the hook: Sarah Jessica and Matthew are going to be parents again - this time of twins - and it was all...
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Where's your buddy now, Scotty? That is his claim, that he spent that much on drugs alone. Ent over at CDAN was kind enough to crunch the numbers for us: That works out to about $250,000 a week, or $1,000 an hour, 24-7, for that three-year period. Of course you know...
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Security alert! Security alert!And if only Mommy would quit smoking, she could, too. She's trying, though, and Suri loves her for it. She's had it with the barley milk, barley cookies and barley meatloaf, though. She's got so much fiber that she sounds like a pepper...
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Soon to be in the bargain DVD binHonestly, she's got a great body and all, but I could never see how anyone could say she's so sexy. I mean, Fergie has (had? ) a mad sexy body, too, but she never makes the list. IMHO Biel is too butch. But she wants to be so much...
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Bridal BukkakeMan, she looks pretty wasted here, doesn't she? She had to be pretty wiped, letting Spencer take a bukkake shot for the wedding album. Such class. Such tact. So, allegedly these two wet ends got married - for real - this weekend. Yeah, right. And Chuck Norris...
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You're not gonna do THAT again!They thought no one would spot them at the top of the Empire State Building. Like no one ever goes up there. At least not many with cameras. OK, Mr. Mimi and my buddy SpongeBob (loves it!) were not trying to fit a square peg into a...
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LindsayI mean Natalie and Lindsay are both from Long Isand but there has never been a single picture of them together even though Natalie Portman has apparently been there through it all with Lindsay (like pre-Mean Girls through it all? ) Maybe they are just phone friends?...
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What do you mean, I've had enough? You can't hardly blame him, if the binge-drinking stories are all true. She certainly has some of the physical symptoms of a sloppy drunk: the bloating, the orange muumuu dress, the way she couldn't be bothered to learn the lyrics to...
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