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That's an ewww sandwichFirst it was Hef. Yeah, he's cool and pretty hip for an 80-something year-old horn dog, but he's still just a dirty old man. But I guess if you're into that old liver spots - Viagra - sponge bath at 2:00 thing ... whatever keeps a roof over...
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Dom DeLuiseToo young to know who Dom DeLuise was? He was pure comedic genius. I'm probably dating myself when I mention movies like Cannonball Run, Smokey & the Bandit and Blazing Saddles, but any of those three movies blew away lame shit like Scary Movie or that...
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That's gonna burn ...I am not a rap fan. Never was, never will be. But I always had a grudging respect for Eminem - his rage was so eloquent, and his humor was so dark. When his personal life derailed his professional life, I thought, oh, too bad, and that was about...
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Able to leap tall burgers in a single boundIt's kinda hard to tell with these two. I mean, there's definitely no love lost between the Hoff and Pamela, his ex. He's certainly given her plenty of ammunition, but she's no angel, either. She's had her own battles with addiction...
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Gimme a pack of Camels and a whisky sourSometimes no matter how hard a parent tries, they can't keep their little princess from hiking her skirts and bragging to all her friends about it. Or worse, telling them it's what they should be doing, too. Miley Cyrus has been...
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I want to be just like my sister!I know I'm not the only one who's noticed. Ali Lohan is only 15. She's not working on a movie, album or TV show, and doesn't appear to be getting tutored, unless they're doing it in her sleep. Why isn't she in school? Does her mother...
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Defying age and gravityWho do you think looks younger? Would you believe that Sharon is four years older than Meg Ryan? I know, I know, it just doesn't seem right. Sure, it could just be genetic. It could be that Sharon is a pillar of healthy living and Meg lives...
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My nipples are so sensitiveThe word of the day is gynecomastia. It's a medical term for idiots who juice themselves into a rounder, more feminine cleavage. Just look at the cans on that boy! I'm sure if you ask A-Rod how he got such big, juicy boobies he'd say it...
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Of course these are the same doctors who say that Lindsay Lohan looks to weigh 85 to 95 lbs. Everyone knows she's only 80. But the Enquirer loves using the opinions of medical experts to speculate on the health conditions of celebrities. It does make for good tabloid...
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WTF did you do now? Oh, Meg. So sad. She used to be so cute. She was America's darling until she had a fling with Russell Crowe - while still married to Dennis Quaid. Her audience turned on her, and her life has never been the same. Meg dropped out of sight for a...
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