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Watch it, missy. I'll stomp your guts outIt's simple: She grazed. At the deli counter. At the buffet bar. At the all-you-can-eat pig roast, dessert free when you bring a hot young milkmaid. OK, maybe that's not really Kirstie grazing on the north forty with an unknown...
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At opposite endsThat Jon is a stupid man. I don't watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. Frankly I'd rather soak in skunk piss than watch reality TV, especially shows that exploit children. But from what I've heard, Jon is just a sperm tank and whipping boy for his incredibly evil wife...
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I've got a secret ...And it made a mighty tasty sandwich, y'all. So good she went back for seconds. And thirds. Seriously, in most pictures I really don't think Jessica looks too fat. Yes, she's definitely curvy, but I think a lot of the more unflattering shots are taken...
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Would you like to see where the horse bit me? Actually, Natalie looks like she's got more sense in her pinky nail than Sienna has in her whole body. She seems intelligent, well-grounded, and not the kind of girl who'd fall for a man-ho's lines. But this week's Star says...
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Butterscotch on a paddle boardAh, the Butterscotch Stallion. That hot mess of tousled hair, muddled eyes and horny cowboy. She roped him once, rode him hard then turned him out for a bright yellow model, sending him into a dark place he almost didn't come back from....
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Ma'am, step away from the MountieC'mon. You know anyone can get into Canada. They take our draft dodgers and fugitives all the time. So why would they have a problem with a tabloid fixture with an arrest record and a bad twitch? Lindsay flew into Montreal last week to...
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Oopsie!It was bad enough when Mom filed for divorce. After almost 30 years something finally made Robyn throw in the towel. Was it news of an impending love child? According to Showbiz Spy, Mel's greedy-looking new girlfriend Oksana is pregnant and his seven other children...
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Ugh, my head is gonna like split ...Yes, she's quite the intellect, Megan Fox. She said she "didn't want to take down Cate Blanchett." (huh? ) She says she doesn't want to have to learn a bunch of big college words like Scarlett Johansson. She says she's not interested in...
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I pee standing UP!Wow. This girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a Rhodes scholar. What a big, dumb bunny. The gift of self-mastication does run in that family. Eager for whatever publicity she can eke out for her upcoming CD, Brooke sat down with OK! for a talk...
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You people really suckWhat did she ever do to them except not give them the time of day, ignore their very existence. But surely she could not be expected to do otherwise after being treated like this and this and this. But don't blame Star; they're just the messenger for...
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