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Leaving nothing to the imagination (or hysterical nightmare)What some people will do for a little attention. Yeesh. Phoebe Price has made a career out of hounding the paparazzi. While real celebrities go to elaborate extremes to avoid the pesky paps, Phoebe has turned...
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Not really trying to be discreetIn all fairness, she did marry young. Now that she's closing in on 30 maybe she's getting restless, a little bored with her show husband (I don't care how much they deny it; he does not look like he likes girls) and along comes this dashing...
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His shirt is too smallEither he got all sweaty wearing black fleece or this Jonas boy has grown him some body hair. I guess he's also been going to the gym and wants to show off his newly enhanced physique. And keeping with the latest trends, this Jonas has perfected his...
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Daniel and Kate in NineWell glamorous people running around in fancy underwear at least. With a cast that includes Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren, Penelope Cruz, Kate Hudson, Marionne Cotillard and Judy Dench (I hope she doesn? t have to run around in...
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Is this the kitty in question? You just know he did. That or something even sicker. He's a slimy sleazebag, and I can't imagine him having compassion for small animals. But stealing a cat? That's low. Stealing the cat given to a man by his dying parents, and then refusing...
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I can grow my hair and stand up straight again!Real work, that is, not fulfilling the terms of their marriage contract. She may not get paid as much, but it gets her out of the house and she can wear heels again. In the midst of all the other breakup rumors comes the...
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Triple Spanx'd for your protectionHow refreshingly honest. Apparently the head heifer at the Triple K Ranch realizes she cannot resist gravity forever ... and when that monster trunk starts to drop she'll be ready for the chopping block. Perhaps the Kardashian-Jenner household gets a...
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Newlyweds? Of course it wasn't a real wedding because we all know Grannie Gristle isn't about to risk losing any more of her money to good men. Luckily, baby Jesus doesn't really fall into that category. I hear he makes a decent babysitter, although if I were Madge...
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Better than doing the dishesNot familiar with the term? Dine and dash is someone who tries to leave a restaurant without paying the bill. In the case of celebrities who are often comped because of the publicity they bring, it also means leaving without tipping the servers...
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C-YA!Boy, somebody's head is gonna roll: Who fell asleep on watch and let Katie out of the compound? And where is Suri? Did Katie find a way to get her out, too? God, I hope so. If it is Katie, I mean. A blind is a blind, after all, and no names were mentioned. But this...
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