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Better double upPoor Britney. I used to think it was a good idea for her parents to step in and take care of her. Yes, they have helped her - they may well have saved her life. But now they've got her securely cut off from anyone in the outside world that they don't...
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He was a funny guyMerv Griffin? Say it ain't so. For those of you too young to know who the hell Merv Griffin was, Merv was the king of talk back in the 60s and 70s. He was the creator of game shows like Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune. (Yes, that's right. Vanna is all...
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Yeah, isn't it great? Hey, maybe he's not as upset as he looks. But he definitely doesn't look as happy as Oksana - she looks like she just won the Powerball. You'd think a guy who has like seven or eight (dozen? ) kids would know how to keep his swimmers from heading upstream,...
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Angie and BradThe stars came in hoards at Cannes. Penelope Cruz had a bout of food poising but managed to look stunning while Evangeline Lilly (who apparently does other things besides Lost) looked stunning in her teal Valentino dress. It is always a little weird not...
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Whatever floats your boat, folksHoly cow. I've heard of playing games, but this is ridiculous. It's also downright malicious to f**k with someone's head the way Sean has Robin's over the years, what with his blatant and unrepentantly public dickie-dunking. If you believe...
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But I didn't mean to: Musta been a slip of the dickBut not the way she did John Edwards. No, this she's out to tell her side of the story. You know, because she felt this compelling need to rub salt in the wounds of a terminally ill woman. Hasn't she done enough damage?...
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I'm still here, bitchesAnd large white teeth. Patrick was never a shit-eatin' grin kinda guy; he was always more of a smoldering, intense approach. But still, it's a nice picture of Patrick and Lisa, and it's good to see him still kicking. Some doofus at a radio...
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Can you say haggard? Not that Martha gives a rat's ass what the real househag has to say. Nor is she worried. Martha did time - and made friends - with the real hard asses; a self-absorbed media whore like Frankel is nothing more than a nuisance. Funny, I never liked...
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You want me to WHAT? !? EWWW!!!That is not his dog-walking face. That's his I can't believe I stepped in that face. It's like he can feel the poison burning its way into him. But fear not for the hunky Scotsman. He may be a little rough around the edges, but he's no...
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Has anyone seen my paaaants? !? Poor Tara. She's obviously not sober anymore. AND WHERE ARE HER ARMS? Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. Could she have picked a more heavily publicized event? And this isn't the worst shot - just the sorriest. Bitch couldn't even walk. There have been...
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