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This is the face of doucheIt's so good to see Spector finally taking it in the teeth. After all, that's what he did to Lana Clarkson and at least three other women over the years. He probably still can't believe they got him, but got him they did. Justice was delayed, but...
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Bow to ME, bitchesAfter many years of running Vogue with an iron fist, unquestioned and unchallenged, Anna Wintour has finally run out of steam. Perhaps it would be more honest to say she may have run out of venom. Anna never was a fixture on the social scene. She always...
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Have you kissed your vampire today? Well, not really just for you. You'll just have to share him with all the other Twilight freaks. He's only taking his shirt off because he has to, not that he wants to shower or anything. I think he only does that every other Thursday or...
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Screw them. We'll get our own show.Gee. What a shock. (Not.) The only shocking thing is their alleged net worth - $10 million. Is that even fair? Why should such a miserable bitch be so richly rewarded for being such an animal? I'm not talking about her ovaries, I'm talking...
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Birthday girlTalk about the best of both worlds - Shiloh is the perfect combination of Brangelina - with Dad's fair hair and eyes, Mom's gorgeous full lips Shiloh is a born superstar. She's just the cutest. No word on what the Jolie-Pitts are doing to celebrate Shiloh's third...
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They DO make me float!Oh, wait. Avril says she doesn't do drugs; she just drinks like a sailor on shore leave. It's the only thing she's got going on in her life these days - her last album and tour were a resounding flop, and it's not like married life is working real...
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Look at my ass!Although such exhibitionism is grossly inappropriate for a book signing, no one said a word in protest. It was infinitely better than looking at the other end of her, all dead eyes and spray tan. Is this the woman who called Martha a loser because she put...
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It's not just an energy drinkOr maybe she dropped her stash while touring the factory. Either way, this goes a long way toward explaining why she's always clutching a blue and silver can in her bony orange hands. Apparently the Germans have discovered the secret ingredient...
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Aww, their parents must be so proudImagine the embarrassment. Poor David Furnish (Elton John's partner) invited Paris Hilton to a private yacht party at Cannes. What was he thinking, you ask? We're not talking about a rock star party, with booze and drugs abounding; this was...
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