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Don't make me come over there and give you a REAL quoteWell, she's not really kicking puppies, she just looks mean enough to. Actually she looks mean enough to stomp their guts out. If anyone is wondering how such a nice girl could claw her way to the top of the...
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I guess Adderall doesn't bloat like coke does ...This isn't the first time the Blohan has been accused of thievery. Back in the day when she was a relatively big deal people would just shake it off, figuring it was good for her to be seen in their stuff. Now that she's...
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Won't live this down anytime soonOh, Sienna, you dumb bunny. What did you think would happen when you cavorted topless with a very married man in a very public place? In some of those topless pictures your mother was even there. Does that mean your mum was "naive and...
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Not really tryingAll of which Us Weekly is happy to illustrate. With pictures, even. I wonder, though; we keep seeing all these pictures of Jon with other women. When do we get to see pictures of Kate mauling the bodyguard, the mailman, the parking attendant at her favorite...
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I'm available. I'm so available.And nobody wants to see that. Pale, pasty skin is just ... pale, pasty skin. It's not as bad as Blohan Orange, but still. Heather Graham has just been screaming, "Look at me!" with her wardrobe choices for her latest promos. First it was...
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Woonky and the soccer studBefore the wet spot got cold, even. I wonder how long it'll be before Cristiano starts sprouting a lovely crop of cold sores all over his pretty pink lips. Such a shame, so young and already ruined. In the blink of an eye (and most likely a...
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Will f**k for hairNow that's funny. Sad, pathetic, but wickedly funny. He looks like a turtle that got rolled for its shell. I hope he gets that dome shined frequently by his new roomies. Isn't it nice that he left it long in the back? Gives 'em something to hold on...
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Needs a nap and a cookieAs a matter of fact, she looks like a can of smashed assholes. Is there a rule somewhere that states that f**king a beautiful man makes you ugly? You guys know I've never liked ScarJo, but you had to respect one of the best racks in the business....
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I call this my Q-Tip phaseKatie Price is one of those wreckalicious British stars: Like an impending train crash, you know it's going to be awful but you just can't turn away. Katie actually could be a very beautiful girl, if she just lost the oompah loompah spray tan...
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Whitney Port's assWhitney Port was seen galavanting around her sometimes home of Manhattan (I am pretty sure she hates New York and spends as much time in L.A. as possible) in these, what looks like pajama shorts, so pretty much one nanostep up from underwear. Yes she has...
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