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Shia, Megan and MichaelThough Megan Fox may be right in her assessment of the cartoonishness of Transformers 2 (the plot as well as the 19 hours of battle scenes) she should not piss in the pot that made her a star and she really needs to just stop talking and be a...
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I'll just lead with my chin ...I probably shouldn't pick on Rumer so much. She's probably a very nice girl. She just doesn't photograph well. She does seem to network very well, though. The CW has announced that Rumer will be joining the cast of 90210 for at least...
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Defying logic, every minute of every dayWatch out, world. Courtney Love is cranking up the crazy, and nowhere is safe. Despite her repeated denials, she's obviously back on drugs. She's dropped like 80 lbs., allegedly as a result of a gastric band surgery. She's developed a...
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Who's got bigger feet? Ooh, that camel breath is so hot. There's just something about a big, hairy lip and dopey brown eyes that just turns Paris to jelly. Well, the attention of any male being turns her to jelly, but her furry new friend has got it all over Doug Reinhardt. Now...
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I feel so badly for David Carradine's family. From all signs it appears that his death was a result of autoerotic asphyxiation - a form of erotic bondage where the loss of oxygen to the brain creates its own kind of orgasm - but the family is having trouble accepting such a...
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Never forget, or never learnIt must suck to wake up after blowing your brains out all night to discover you bitchslapped one of the most powerful (and vindictive) names in entertainment. Again. First she tried to out him as a cheater; then she called JT's line, William...
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No wonder Mama took it to the judge so fast. There are sure to be a lot of crazies coming out of the woodwork to claim a piece of Jacko's jackpot, but this is the first seemingly legit challenge to the will that Katherine released. Another will was filed yesterday by two...
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What's she got that I don't? Someone's working really hard for Bradley Cooper. Have you noticed that his name is in the media a lot more lately? Even his latest dates are just huge cries for attention. Just last week he was spotted out with Jennifer Aniston. The tabloids went...
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Sevin Nyne: Putting the hag in haggardThat's right. MGM Grand paid Lindsay 70 grand to hang around the pool all day. Oh, yeah. She had to change her bathing suit five times, and then dance around all night, too. Poor baby. No wonder she looks like ass. Witnesses say that Lindsay...
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Vuitton is putting us onUm, yeah. Madonna looks beautiful in the new Vuitton ads. She never looked that good - seriously. It's amazing what a little Photoshop can do for a 50-year-old woman with more gristle than a cheap steak. Where are the granny hands? Where are the...
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