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The golden ticketsI'd really love to see exactly how much money Dr. Klein has made from Michael Jackson over the years. Does he even have any other clients? Besides Elizabeth Taylor, that is. (I'm not going there, but seriously, who else could Jacko have learned how to...
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Before & after: No happy mediumThey say she's a "suicidal, uninsurable mess", that she ended up in the psych ward after a three-day coke binge. Uh, three days? More like three years. This was long overdue, and if her parents didn't have the courage or decency to...
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OK, easy, big fella. No sudden moves ...It had to be Mummy. Only Candy would give an anorexic a chocolate cupcake bigger than her entire head. When Tori tried to pick it up, it quickly overpowered her, throwing her to the ground and rolling her under the buffet table....
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No, honey, I have a headache!If being married to a greasy, swarthy pig with deviant fetishes didn't keep her down, a little bump on her vocal cords sure won't. She's been talking about a "harmless" growth on her vocal cords for a while, but didn't seem like she was...
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I had a different kind of HomecomingWhatever she did, it must have been in massive quantities. As usual. This time, however, Mischa couldn't find her way out of the k-hole (or whatever hole she was tripping in), and she dropped a dime on herself. According to numerous sources,...
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Stick up yer dukes!She was dying. Her family was in utter turmoil - arrests, rampant violence and drug abuse - and there was nothing she could do about it. And to make matters worse, the vultures were circling - and they weren't even willing to wait until she was gone. While...
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Which do YOU think she likes better? Now that's a job perk. Imagine your boss flying 2,000 people to Spain, then throwing in a 10-day cruise, just because she can. Oprah and her very lucky employees must've had themselves one helluva ball. There were people getting busted...
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Now I'll never be able to wear this shirt againI knew there had to be more to it than just two people who really care about each other growing apart. Why else would he dump her so suddenly, on the night before her birthday? Not even dressing up as Malibu Ken could be...
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Hmmm. That must be his decoratorWow. Thank goodness he's such a midget. Otherwise they'd never be able to afford him. Hollywood's hardest working (and least scrupled) mogul has struck gold with his new American Idol contract. All that sexual tension between Simon and...
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It was a victory by default, really. I mean, we don't have to worry about him getting knocked up - he and Scarlett have already made up their minds to adopt. That way he won't ruin his figure. It was with great relief that Hollywood learned who won the war for the...
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