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It makes me more buoyantGawd, remember how hot Leo was in Titanic? It's been all downhill for him since then. He must be carb-loading like a mofo. Pudge is so not hot, especially on one so young and fair. Leo showed up today on the beach on Ibiza. Despite his fleshy physique,...
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VanessaWell, she does have a movie coming out. A movie in which she appears naked. The House of Mouse must be so proud of their high school whore-ical. But we all know the real motivation for Vanessa to "leak" these pictures. She knows that trashy Megan Fox is zooming...
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Oh, I am such a liar!And Oprah's, too, from what I understand. Madame President takes a very dim view of those Lewinsky wannabes. Oprah allegedly gave up her lap dog Stedman because of her infatuation with the President. Is the Piven smitten, too? Of course this could...
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Not her first time in latexTrue, that. If Serial Miller was a guy she'd be a "legendary Hollywood lothario" or some other happy horseshit. It's always been that way through history: A married man who cheats is just a man with needs; the woman he beds is just a...
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She's a naturalNo, not this "girlie girl". She can pole dance until she's blue in the face. I'll always think she's a tucker. Now all they need to do is get Nick in a dress and they can restore family balance. In the meantime, Brooke will continue her carny tour as...
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60/40! 70/30! You owe me anyway, you piece of shit!Thank God they're too old to breed (we hope)! When Jon and Papa Lohan showed up in the Hamptons together, everyone assumed that it was just a joint publicity whoring junket. I'm sorry to say it may be much, much deeper...
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Casey and KappieBoy that show churns out season fast. I mean the season finale was only in like June and they are already in Season 3 but they are still seniors. However, it looks like the writers are going to make us suffer by not getting Kappie and Casey together initially...
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Wow, that took forever. You got the stuff? So now we're supposed to believe that Lindsay had nothing to do with the missing jewels she coveted so blatantly? Of course we have to keep in mind that the source is People, and the momager has long had a connection there. I'm just...
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Left nipple, heading south - FAST!Yeesh. You'd think with all that money she's raking in that her conservator would write a check for a boob lift. Those things just can't swing without a net. Britney seems to be holding up pretty well under the strain of touring for...
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I can't believe he's really gone!There's definitely something going on with TomKat. Could it be that Tom has finally relented, giving Katie the space she so desperately needs? Or is it all over except the settlement? There have been rumors for months that these two...
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