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See this? That's why all reality shows should be banned: It allows lower life forms to achieve the lifestyle they could only dream of before. I mean, look at the Gosselins. The Kardashians. The Lohans, even. Big Brother winner Adam Jasinski was popped Saturday night for...
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I'll pick you up at 8:00Forget about that stupid divorced dads show that Jon and Michael Lohan are trying to whore out. Just think what a huge hit it would be if Nadya got her creepy claws into that mealy-mouthed douchebag. My God, they're perfect for each other. Kate's gonna...
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They paid how much for those? Hey, it's not like you accomplished anything worthwhile during your brief tenure. A beautiful blond from California who turned out to be a zealot and a homophobe, Carrie was relieved of her little crown for poor job performance and a worse...
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Before the DUI: Shoulda called a cabWhat, Spencer couldn't part with a lousy $5,000? He and Heidi get more than that for groping melons in the supermarket. He was probably still too f**ked up to make an appearance. Once he has a chance to sober up I'm sure he'll call...
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Johnifer rides again!!At least, so say People and Us Weekly, and if they say it's true it usually is. I dunno, though. It wouldn't be the first time her rep planted stories for attention. It's hard to believe that Jen would even give John Mayer the time of day again,...
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Courtney Cox on Cougar TownTo many people's surprise, Cougar Town was actually picked up for the season by ABC. It is actually relatively funny and Courtney Cox is actually more charming than she was on Friends. Basically it is not as much about older women chasing after...
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But I don't wanna pee in a cupAt least so says TMZ, and they have that inside source in the courts and police department out on the left coast. If so, it's about f**king time. Lindsay has been ordered to report in person for her progress hearing on her DUI case. You...
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Will be a big hit with the country club setYes, but will Pineapple Boy fit under the stairs like Deryk did? And what does this mean for Greasy Bear? Skanky punk wannabe Avril Lavigne has finally made it official, filing for divorce on the universal grounds of "irreconcilable differences"....
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That's right, bitches. GIVE it to me NOW!You think she'd be bored by now, what with all the shopping, famewhoring, partying and little else. It's not like she's even sleeping around anymore - she's too strung out to think about sex. Besides, those drugs aren't going to...
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Coffee, Tea or WHAT? !? Just what exactly goes on at Harpo Productions behind closed doors? Does having the Mighty O sign your check make people horny? And isn't it frowned upon for the pilot to knock off a piece during the flight? It's all so murky. What we know...
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