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Buh-bye!Oh, yeah. It's all over except the division of marital property. You can't blame Elin for bailing - every time she comes within five miles of her husband another floozy pops up with all the gory details of their times with Tiger. She did what any of us...
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Kate before & afterHmm, it's hard to tell in these photos. To me it looks like either a good push-up bra or maybe a few extra pounds. Then again, I can't imagine the little maneater slacking off at the gym - she worked too hard to lose the 60 or pounds she gained during...
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Ohh, they're like so like heavy like ...Or she'll just trip over them when they sag, and sag they will, say a bunch of doctors who have never even spoken to the silly bitch. This week's Us Weekly (via Celebitchy) has a piece about all the long-term health issues Franken-Tits will...
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Ed and JessicaThere is a little less love on the Gossip Girl set this week. Apparently Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr really actually broke up earlier this week. There split was followed by Leighton Meester and sometimes Gossip Girl co-star Sebastian Stan splitting. Leighton shouldn't...
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Whoa, Martha. The tabs have been saying she's desperate for love, and Slick Willie is cute and all, but still. He's married to the Secretary of State, and Madame Secretary is not about to sit back on her pleated trousers and wait for her husband's little willie to get...
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God, I hate himHey, somebody's got to bring home the bacon. He can't get a real job, and is contractually prohibited from working for anyone but TLC, who wouldn't give him a push into traffic, never mind another reality show. He's like tits on a bull, and he's got...
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You can't blame me. I'm dead.This guy's got some f**king nerve. He was paid well to be Michael's personal physician. That meant he was supposed to keep him healthy. Instead, he let him live on Coca-Cola, and he left his hopelessly addicted ass alone in a room full...
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You can always tell when a star or their publicist pisses off one of the tabloids. They dig up (or make up) the worst shit they can possibly find, match it up with the worst photo they can find and wham! they've got their cover. Never was this more true than in the...
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Too late for thatAw, come on now. He's been in rehab all this time and that's the best he could do? Actually, those are the words of Tiger's former lawyer, John Merchant, in this month's Vanity Fair. He claims Tiger got into trouble when he tried to hang out with world...
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Of course they were my shoesYou know you're wasted when you dump enough baby powder into your shoes to make little clouds when you walk. She probably stole the shoes and couldn't cram her feet into them. Yes, it's come to that. Face plants into cactus. Drunken, hysterical outbursts...
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