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Osama: "Humpin' Around"? Bobby Brown recently claimed that Osama bin Laden wants him dead. Why oh why would he want Bobby Brown dead, of all people? Well, to get in on Brown? s sloppy seconds of coarse. In an interview airing next month (? 24 Hours With...Bobby Brown? on ITV),...
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Robbie has a ruff Yes, sir, that's one hairy chest ... all hairy and chesty and manly and virile ... I don't know how body hair equates with machismo, but I found this picture to be a bit unsettling. Are supposed to believe that only the front of Robbie's torso is hairy...
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When Boobs Attack What's orange and brown and confused by tuna labels? Whose mammaries have become a danger to themselves and others? No longer content with an occasional nip slip or ogling by Papa Joe ("I mean, look at 'em! They're Double D's!!"), Jessica's boobs have...
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Not too many people think Don Imus when they think porn. The man who recently inspired anger for his "racist" comments is now the inspiration for a dirty movie. Porno company Kick Ass Pictures is releasing a DVD entitled "Nappy Headed Ho's". For those of you who...
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Tongue and Groove Smile OK, before you start sending the hate mail, let me get one thing straight. I LOVE Amy Winehouse. Her music is incredible, her voice is amazing. But girlfriend is out to lunch without a sandwich. All you Doubting Thomases and Party Queens out there,...
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Diddo to all the above; and let's add "total a**wipe!...
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Versace & SwankThey're neck and neck down the back stretch, exceedingly talented yet uncommonly ugly, and it's Swank by a head, because Donatella has no nose left. Something about Hilary Swank makes me think of the Geico Cavemen - the forelock over ample forehead? Teeth...
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There's something about the whole Brangelina relationship phenomenon that has caused tongues to wag off the beaten path. For some reason, it's simply impossible for people to imagine Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie having plain old missionary sex. No, not these two. When they...
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One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong. Can you guess which of these actresses is neither clean-living nor award-winning Before I finish this blog ... Stars of Georgia Rule Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. You've got to tell...
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"They're laughing with you, not at you, honey." Was John Mayer filling in as stylist for Jessica Simpson at the NYC Costume Institute Gala the other night? If so, his choice of evening wear for this prestigious event says a lot more about his taste than hers. The stars came...
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