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Such admiration .... and ass kissingIt has been no secret that Rosie O'Donnell is very interested in taking over Bob Barker's role on The Price is Right. And by "no secret" I mean she has been outspoken in a freakishly obsessed way. I can't seem to put my finger on...
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Hard to be-weave Trashy is as trashy do. Is Britney really such a pinhead that she doesn't ask to see the back of her head when getting her hair done? I've never seen that girl with a good weave. Even when she had a normal head of hair, her extensions always looked like...
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Paris used to make the same soundsNick Carter is a changed man. Sick of striking out in crack dens and campgrounds with underage members of both sexes, Nick has finally settled down. Meet Finola. She marches to the tuna Nick's drum. She's clean, quiet and doesn't hog...
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Papa Joe helped me pick this outEver notice that Jess seems to party more when she's between beaus? Her dilated pupils are rivaled in size only by her ... earrings. Yes, apparently it's true. John and Jess have called it quits. Ever since she got into the wrong limo,...
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Avril is fucking indie punk shit. She is a shame on the whole rock music genre. This bitch should hear some Black Metal instead. Maybe it will show her some true stuff about life and wipe out her girlish idiotism. PS Cute face don't make success, skill...
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No pain hereLike a praying mantis, Nicole Richie has patiently waited in the wings for her moment in the sun. She has managed to keep a pretty low profile, all things considered (well, other than that driving the wrong way on the 405 DWI thing, and the licking the coke...
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TimberbielJessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were seen cavorting around Manchester, England over the past few days. I guess he ended up choosing Ms.Biel over her pal Scarlet Johanssen and her fancy Reebok sneakers. Apparently Justin appreciates how close Jessica is to...
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Yup. She looks high again.NOW she wears a bra? Those pants are so low, her entire ass must be hanging out in back. By all reports, Britney has given up her charade of sobriety. She's been out in the clubs almost every night, pounding back shots ... if she's not blowing...
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We have to be extra nice to Oprah Winfrey or she will crush our puny asses - legally, not literally, you chuckleheads. Oprah is the most powerful woman in show business, and one of the wealthiest people in the world. She has a book club that can turn a bullshit farce...
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Pee Wee and Friend While PrettyBoring is sorry that we couldn't actually be there for this conversation, we imagine it went pretty much like this: PW: Hey, Mary Boy, what's red and white and totally repulsive? MM: Duh, what? PW: Heh, heh, that would be your ass...
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