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I'm sorry, folks, but this is just guh-ross. Bag o' bones, hold the fries I think the heaviest part of her body is her lips. Her arms and legs look like toothpicks. What's up with our favorite little pig slut sell your dead husband's picture for lunchboxes piece of flotsam?...
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Sunglasses & Balenciaga will only hide so muchOmigosh, is that true? !? It is if you believe the National Enquirer. And why wouldn't we? Lately they're right more often that they're wrong. Or more often than some of its competitors. According to this story, Nicole is...
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Like big black saucersAnd by everything, of course I mean all those designer clothes. Sniff sniff. What did you think I meant? And why are you staring at me like that? I'm not holding. Readers of PrettyBoring by now are well aware of my strong aversion to all things...
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I need to work on my serveThis ain't nothin'. Y'all should see my backhand. Oh, Britney. I don't know how else to say this, so I'm just going to come out with it: You need to put some clothes on. You simply do not have the figure to wear trailer curtains as a halter...
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What's dark, greasy and will work for booze? Actually, both Brandon and Kim fit that bill. This shot is from a party somewhere down in Florida that they were both paid to host - and of course they both drank for free all night. My, how the tables have turned for our...
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To be honest, Lindsay appeared to be completely sober during the several hours she hung out at Pure Las Vegas this weekend. There were no Vox water bottles and no sightings of Samantha Ronson. (Note to Ronson: Sue this, Stumpy! Lindsay was NEVER straight in your presence....
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UmaYes for the 45th anniversary of the Valentino fashion house he decided to have a little party and by little I mean incredibly lavish and with tons of celebrities. Anne Hathaway was there looking very pale and Eva Mendes was there looking quite tan. Claire Danes was...
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Bobby Brown was doing OK for a while there, or at least had the common sense to keep a low profile. That all changed the other night at the ESPYs, as Bobby was witnessed employing the Two-Fisted Drinker: shot in one hand, beer in the other, until no one could stand the...
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Here's David wading ashore on Ellis Island, walking into the lair of middle-aged sex-starved customs agents of both sex: Beefcake through & throughActually, this is from the cover of Spanish magazine Cuore. Even in a fuzzy, grainy shot like that, I'd have to...
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DrewDrew Barrymore is getting busy with kinduv look-alike guys. Last week Drew was apparently sucking face with Zach Braff while this week she was seen having some fun (and by fun I mean kissing) director Spike Jonze. Spike Jonze is actually an actor/director and is the...
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