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Kill the bitch ...It seemed so unlikely, so farfetched at first. Not that Ashton would cheat on Demi; those rumors have been circulating for years - his co-stars, his exes, his stepdaughter, for cryin' out loud - but that he would be stupid enough to get caught. Like...
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And not on the big screen, or even HBO or Showtime. No, this baby's a Lifetime movie. Huh. I would've thought Hayden's britches would be too big for the likes of that, what with all her big-screen ambitions. But her big debut last year in that lame Beth Cooper movie fell...
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DAMMIT, WE ARE NOT CASH MACHINES!!Good ol' Steve the bodyguard, Kate Gosselin's protector, her Rock of Gibraltar ... her very married, hurly-burly salt-and-pepper dude with the 'tude. He's very good at keeping his lady's unwanted attention at arm's length; perhaps he should...
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Welcome back, bitchAlready, you say? What took her so long, I say. Saying Lindsay's substance abuse problems have been solved after only two weeks in jail and less than a month in rehab is like saying BP can just throw a couple guys in a rowboat with a bucket in...
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As big as her head but not quite as emptyYeah, just like we thought. The whole thing was just a desperate cry for attention: the divorce announcement, the dog-custody exchange, the rifles at the airport, the whole shebang was nothin' but bullshit. So now the two...
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All hers, because she had to pay for itAh, the wily baby machine. When the cameras are on, the beast bares its teeth (that's no smile; that's a rip-your-heart-out-and-EAT-IT sneer), it paws at its offspring but shows no maternal warmth, and it speaks from both sides...
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Take away all that plastic surgery and what do you see? Hmm. This is the second cheating allegation leveled against Ashton by Star magazine. Granted their record for accurate, truthful reporting is not the greatest, but as the fabulous Kaiser of Celebitchy notes, Star isn't...
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You can just see her purringDamn. Girlfriend can score herself some hot tail, can't she? It's no wonder; Halle is a stunningly beautiful woman. Too bad she can't seem to hang on to them for very long. Maybe she gets bored. Or maybe she's too high maintenance. Hell, her babydaddy...
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Huh. Boy did we have him pegged wrong. Both of them, for that matter. Just look at that body language - these two are no strangers to intimacy. Especially standing up. Ok, boys, lets keep those hands where we can see them OK, so now that they've come out as Hollywood's...
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Crush you, puny mortalAnd she never, ever forgets, Tim. Not only that, but likely as not she'll still be running Vogue with a bony fist long after your 15 minutes have come and gone. First there was The Devil Wears Prada, which gave everyone a glimpse into the controlled...
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