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See what drugs can do for you, kids? She's only 26 years old and she's dropping teeth like a shark chewing on a steel girder. Never mind the cutting - is she pulling them out herself? Dentally deficient At least she stopped talking about having babies. Good Lord, then...
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We don't want to say that Keira has an eating disorder because she's already sued one publication for this and got a settlement out of it. So why make the rich richer? However, we have to say she must be smoking better shit than the rest of us, because this is what...
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Cheetos won't help you nowX17 Online reports that Fat Tony attempted to blackmail Britney a couple of months after she fired him, threatening to go public with lurid tales of nudity and drugged debauchery if she didn't pay up. Because Britney felt her parenting skills were...
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EEG shows little or no brain activity38-year-old shock rocker Marilyn Manson is enjoying the fruits of having a 19-year-old dimwit as a lover. She'll let him do anything to her, and she'll do whatever he tells her to do. Case in point: The pair was spotted at JFK Airport...
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Meow! This is why Andre Leon Talley will always play second fiddle to Ms. Wintour. He could never pull this look off. Move over, Angelina By day, Anna Wintour is the high priestess of haute couture. By night, she becomes a high priestess of such flab-baring hotness as the...
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Save me a hitWe at PrettyBoring love writing about the mayhem and squalor that is La Vida Lohan. It is in this spirit that we present - and shoot down - the latest Lindsay rumors, each more ridiculous than the next. 1. Lindsay failed a drug test: Almost undoubtedly true, but...
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That's about as believable as Britney taking out a contract on K-Fed's hillbilly ass. Or as believable as some fat tub of guts coming forward four months later to dish dirt out of concern for her children's welfare. Yeah, right. How much are they paying you, Slim? In...
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Don't make me use this You wouldn't think she has it in her, but look at the size of those man hands! The poor guy never saw it coming. I guess this is what Paris looks like when she strikes out in the club. Grumpy, frustrated, sick of fantasizing about Stavros while humping...
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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck ...Yes, I know. OJ said the victim in question was in possession of sports paraphenalia stolen from him years ago. And because he's OJ Simpson he simply got a few thugs together, held the guy up at gunpoint and took his...
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If you're going to go out right after getting your lips plumped, remember to keep your lipstick fresh to hide the needle marks. Will eat live kittens Is Courtney off the wagon? She usually only looks like a used wetnap after she's been on a tear. If she is it...
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