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What do you mean I have to pay my own cab fare home? Ah, but what is she eligible for, exactly? And why? How is it that this one-trick pony, this lanky, square-jawed woman who has been milking her one success with one hand while milking the public's pity with the other,...
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So what if I did? You know it's a f**ked up world when people like Speidi, the Real Housewives or the Jersey Whores can be famous, but a talented, beautiful no matter what size she is actress can't get paid unless she's talking about her weight. Or lying about losing it. About...
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Hilary DuffLittle Miss Hilary Duff has really grown up this year. She got married this summer to hockey player Mike Comrie and now here she is playing a college student on the NBC comedy Community. Of course. she is playing a mean girl who still believes in high school...
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BlecchTalk about market saturation. If there were actually a market for things Tila (read: flaky slag) then I'd say the end of the world was upon us. This vapid little famewhore has done anything and everything for publicity - nobody wants to pay for that shit. This...
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Sure looks like AshtonSounds like the start of a really bad limerick, doesn't it? Let's try to finish it ... The other grass is so green To a wanderin' peen But the whore ends up on Easy Street Hey, I said it was really bad. Think you can do better? Huh. Anyway, the (ALLEGED)...
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Snooki! Where are you? I don't usually write about The Jersey Shore and its dirty whores, but I have to say that this caught my eye, but not for the reason its creators intended. I can't for the life of me figure out why people are so fascinated by this bunch of losers...
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Just leave me ALONE!Poor kid. Hard to believe she's only 16. Have you ever seen anyone so miserable to be in the spotlight? She's got that same trapped look in her eyes as Jaime Spears used to have when she had to be sucked into her sister's drama. This is just one...
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UPDATE: This picture is actually a year old, which means Miley got it when she was only 16. Holy cow, this girl is in a hurry to get used up and banged out. And what is UP with those eyes? Stimulant much? She looks like she wants to keep lifting that shirt up, too....
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Dream on, bitchesOh, this is gonna get ugly, folks. It's not a matter of who makes the best souffle, or whose pie crust is flakiest. There are millions at stake here between the shows, books and product endorsements, although it sure seems like there's enough market to...
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Cavity search!Not so smug now is Wonky McAssflaps, who scooted on out of court yesterday with a tsk-tsk and a tap on the wrist for her coke arrest in Vegas. As fully expected, Paris will not see the inside of a jail cell for this latest offense - unless she gets popped...
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