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Heiress to embarrassLydia Hearst knows a thing or two about dragging a moneyed family name through the mud, the blood and the mojitos. No one, with the exception of Paris Hilton, does trashy socialite like Lydia. Her mom taught her well. For those not familiar with New...
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Scratch thisMee-ow. Just wait to see what he's going to do to her dining room rug. He thought she was looking at him kinda funny, but let it ride. She kept shaking that Pounce carton, and he can't resist those moist little treats. Kitty says he's consulting with a number...
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Why y'all keep thinkin' I'm pregnant? I mean, really. How much more badly can this brainless queef mess up her life? And what's up with all the baby rumors lately? If she doesn't want custody of Sean and Jayden, what makes anyone think she'd want to adopt Chinese twins? It's...
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Stephanie "Sticky Fingers" PrattYou know what they say. You can pick your friends but you can't pick your family. Or, you can give your sister a job on your loser show but don't expect her arrest record to stay under wraps. Oh, Pratt, such a shit-for-brains. On the heels of...
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You make me sickOK, maybe not the bra, but he's just wild about those sexy little panties - they don't bunch up on the elliptical machine like his briefs do! But pretty little Zac is still bitter. He thought he'd finally gotten rid of the smug little bitch when he...
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Such a manly manTom Cruise is not just a happy little crazy dude with a Napoleon complex. He's a delusional cultist who's about to be dragged kicking and screaming out of his luxuriously appointed closet. What will Katie do? Hell, what will Suri think? With each day...
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More like pre-chewed turnipsParis has fallen so far off the A-list she had to travel to the Far East and fellate a fruit kabob for publicity. Worse yet, next to the Chinese she looked even more freakishly misshapen than usual. They were amazed - Paris had bigger feet...
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Watch the sparks flyDo either of these fine fellows seem to be uncomfortable in any way? No, look at their goofy grins. Let it flow, man! Let it flow! With the world crossing off the days until Andrew Morton's new tell-all on Tom Cruise hits the shelves, John Mayer decided...
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Daly rhymes with scalySuch a loser. But then again, what do you expect from someone who was engaged to Tara Reid, for cryin' out loud? Worried about losing his pathetic little half-hour late show that nobody watches, Carson has made the conscious decision to ignore the...
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Soup sandwichA person has to have priorities, right? And while Blake is incarcerated Amy has pledged to do his share of the drugs, too. I'm sure she'll be thinking of him. In a move that surprised no one, Amy announced today that she's canceling the remaining nine shows in...
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