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JinxI say blame it all on Papa Joe. He's been trying to play out of his league for years now, and it's his daughters' careers that have suffered. He even tried to re-use Jessica's GQ cover pose for Major Movie Star posters because his production company is too broke...
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I'll start a new fad!We always knew Paris and Lindsay weren't actually wearing the panties that they bought, but we always wondered what they were doing with them. Now, sadly, the truth is known. Paris and Lindsay came across the curious garments while on a wicked...
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Will work for vodka: Or scotch. Or paint thinner.How many times has it been now, 23? 24? Perhaps I exaggerate a bit; it's four times in the last two months. Good ol' Hoff seems more determined than ever to drink more than a trailer full of tweaked-out rednecks. His peeps...
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Jennifer, let go of my dress now. I have to go.If I had my guess, I'd say pictures of David Arquette. The guy's been a saint, but he and Courtney want another baby and all those late night calls kept messing with his rhythm. David Arquette has finally laid down the...
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I know it's hard, but you're a bright lot. Can you tell which Nicole is the real one, and which one is not? Don't wait for them to blink - they can't Nicole Kidman expects us to believe that she's had no work done on her face - no lifts, no peels, no Botox. So how...
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Can I get a Ferrari now? Don't let the publicists fool you. This child was not conceived for love. With her acting career heading nowhere fast, the thoroughly unpleasant, hopelessly untalented Alba was running out of options to keep her high, tight ass in the limelight....
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Thank you, PerezzleHow is she ever going to pay her bills if she can't sell incriminating pictures of her inebriated friends anymore? I don't know how much this little sourpuss grazer makes spinning discs, but she better start booking some major parties. Samantha Ronson is being...
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Is this all you care about? At this rate it's going to be a very quiet Christmas at the Simpson family home. It's questionable whether Ashlee will show up, since Papa Joe banned her boyfriend, Pete, from coming because of a little boy kissing. Such a progressive father -...
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Thanks to D-Listed for the great picYes, I know dogs can't talk, but this one must have gone to school with Lassie, because we all know what she means. It looks like she might have stumbled upon Pam and Rick gettin' a little oral resuscitation, if you know what I...
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Yodel-odel-lady-hoo! This revolutionary non-invasive procedure has Beyonce walking a little funny, but she's breathing more clearly than she has in years. The only drawback? There are no more birds left for miles around. Beyonce won't admit where she got the idea,...
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