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Puffing behind the wheel the day before her arrestShe had to do something. She had to find a way to keep her name in the spotlight. Unable to find a willing sperm donor, Mischa did the next best thing ... she got popped for DUI. The stupid bitch didn't even have a...
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Wrong kind of beard, but Heidi's goneSpencer Pratt is such a fine young man. Son of a prominent dentist, he has amazed Hills viewers and non-viewers alike with his smarmy nature and zeal for self-promotion. Well, all that hard work is finally paying off. Spencer is being...
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Roly poly Maniston? As manly as she is, I guess she has working lady parts after all. I guess not having Brad's baby was a matter of choice and not fertility. The National Enquirer claims that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, presumably by Sex and the City hottie Jason Lewis....
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Aloha, Gummi!It was first spotted on the sonar of a charter boat, flipping and flopping through the waves like a pancake in the dryer. The skipper alerted the Coast Guard, who sent out a recon team. They didn't have any trouble spotting the large mass making a beeline...
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Slut JuniorA pretty penny, I bet. OK! Weekly is already committed to paying a million dollars for her baby pictures. For Jamie Lynn's sake I hope she got it in writing, because I've got a feeling she won't be able to give them away by the time she drops. This week's Star...
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No, Linus, it's your turn to be designated driver.The holidays are almost upon us, and our favorite soup sandwich club ho's - Lindsay, Britney and Paris - all got together to spread some holiday cheer to all our readers. Click here to see Firecrotch, the Stubby Little...
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Feeling no painPoor Liza. I thought she was getting it together after she got rid of that creepy David Gest, but sadly that doesn't appear to be the case. Liza collapsed while performing a show in Sweden last week. Her handlers quickly scooped her up and flew her...
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You'll meet your maker soon enough, you baah-stardThe sheep have had their eye on him for years. Michael Lohan wears more wool than anyone else at the soup kitchen, and the sheep have been ... well, itching to get him. Unfortunately for them, they can't figure out the...
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Uhhh ... duhhh ... What? Considering the tattered state of relations in the Spears family, is anyone really surprised that Britney didn't know her little sister had derailed her parents' retirement plan? Last night TMZ caught up with Britney on her late-night meandering way to...
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Don't botherAmazing how someone with one hit show will say they'll never stoop to nude roles because they're a professional, then change their minds once the offers stop coming in. How do you handle being a has-been before reaching the age of 22? Mischa could probably ask...
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