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Can't you just TASTE the love? You know Suri's messin' with him. He's explained it to her a thousand times: "You know Daddy needs his shoe lifts to be able to reach Mommy, honey. It's only a few minutes ... seconds, really. Where did you hide them? " But Suri won't...
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Sad, grainy image via Bastardly.comPoor little LC. So confused in her contrived little world. She doesn't know if she has a boyfriend until the producers tell her to, but everybody needs a little love, especially when you're hammered on New Year's Eve. Lauren obviously had...
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Still wearing her KedsThings always work out one way or the other. Now that Mischa will forever be branded an unemployable habitual substance abuser at the ripe old age of 21 she can dress like she's going to clown college every day and not give a shit what anyone says....
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Kirsten DunstThat is really all I have to say. If Miss Trendy/hippy/ultra chic is still wearing those old Uggs then I am not going to feel bad about wearing mine. No matter how many tourists I see wearing them with jean skirts I know it is going to be...
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Just open wide and swallowIt's amazing what the passing of a year will do. A year ago Paris Hilton wouldn't have been caught dead even speaking to K-Fed. Then came ParisExposed.com, the DUI, the jail term and her alleged disinheritance. Suddenly canned champagne and Britney's...
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Uh, think she's drinking again? Or something to that effect. Here's a little newsflash for the insatiable mini-bar-robbing firecrotch: Enjoying a little anonymous sex while vacationing abroad only works when not being followed by a horde of photographers. She's such a...
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HaydenLindsay looking dumbNow I also think that Mean Girls was one of the best movies of our generation but did Lindsay deserve any award besides an Golden Popcorn statuette? I don't think so. Lindsay I think does have the potential to be great (she gave great performances in...
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"Get it off me!" "Face still numb ..."Let this be a lesson to liquored-up, horny club hounds everywhere. All that glitters is not gold, and if it feels like you're at the end of a very long train, you probably are. Bail before it burns! Sadly, K-Fed and Brody didn't listen....
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The clock ticks on ...Jennifer Aniston pregnancy rumors crop up about as often as her publicist submits his invoice for payment. Coincidence? I think not. But don't believe anything he says; everyone knows he's a pathological liar. Everybody except The National Enquirer, that...
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Blanket's notorious debut in BerlinCall it belated revenge for hanging him off the balcony all those years ago. Or maybe he's sick of going out in ridiculous disguises, and just wants to be a normal kid. Whatever the reason, Blanket's had it with his father's bizarre-o lifestyle,...
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