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Emma on Marie ClaireThe charming Emma Watson graces the cover of Marie Claire. She is plugging the end of the Harry Potter film series and her departure from a role she has played since she was like 8 by looking like an adult movie star (the good kind not the porno...
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Strictly professional in appearance and demeanorYeah, it's the same ol', same ol', two fame-whoring parents who didn't have the chops to make it big luck out when one of their offspring does. They live so high off the hog they forget they didn't make the bacon. My...
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Not getting any younger, not getting any closerLast week there was a random encounter between Jessica Simpson and her ex-husband, Nick Lachey, at a restaurant. Jess was there with some friends, and Nick was of course with his perpetual sidekick, Vanessa Manilafingers. Some said...
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CreakWoo! She certainly looks ... startled here, doesn't she? She's got that patented someone's-on-the-roof crackhead stare down cold. Oh, I know Courtney hates to be called a crackhead. And maybe she isn't smoking crack. She's probably one of those strung-out hypocrites who claim...
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Think of ME, Mommy!Now this is certainly peculiar. One minute Courtney's giving David the boot: He's immature, they've outgrown each other, she wants a more serious man, blah blah blah. All of a sudden she's saying that just because they've separated doesn't mean they're...
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Should keep the shades onOh, they won't admit it or anything, but they figure all this drama is good for the ratings. And hey, if he does finally blow a gasket and dies this week, as Radar's mole says, it's all gravy: Like Elvis and Michael Jackson, his net worth will...
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Scandals just bounce offYeah, leave all that rehab shit to the losers. Who needs rehab when you're the highest paid actor on television? Charlie can do whatever the f**k he wants, and he's got everybody at his beck-and-call to keep it that way. You don't think he's had...
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Earned his crown againAnd he did it with his ex-wife Denise and daughters Sam and Lola in an adjoining room. Chalk up another success story for Promises. Boy, they really know how to cure an addict. Does anyone who goes there stay clean? Holy shit. I mean, really. But this...
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The FinleysLaura Finley was the wife of a guy named Joe, who traveled to LA to audition for America's Got Talent. I'm not sure where they're from or what Joe's genre is (first guess: Billy Ray Cyrus), but they sure looked like a happy couple in this picture. Joe and Laura...
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All washed upHey, there's always porn. I hear they're always on the lookout for a prick, and he definitely fits the bill. Oksana could vouch for that; so could his ex, if she was so inclined. She never is. I'm sure she knows better. God knows how many packs of ni**ers...
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