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Tick ... tick ... tick ...Oh, sure. They'll advertise it fifty times a day on the Disney channel and then only show it ten times in ten cities. The scalpers will all become millionaires while desperate mothers will have to choose between college funds and tickets. But...
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Will balance checkbook with Milk BoneWe all know the buck (bark? ) stops with Daisy. She's the only one with any common sense in that house. If it weren't for Daisy, the lights probably would've been shut off months ago. Didn't think a dog could pay the bills and run...
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He left THIS for THAT? !? And we all know how much Britney loooves Kaplan. He's made her life a living hell, taken her children and cost her a fortune in legal fees - K-Fed claims he can't afford to pay his lawyer on the paltry $35,000 a month he receives so she's paying...
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MeltdownThe secret intervention worked - and they actually kept it a secret for once. Britney's new psychiatrist, with the help of Britney's parents and cops, talked her into going back to the psych ward for at least 72 hours. It's a good thing Clooney wasn't home -...
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If I bite it, will it pop? Look how he struggles to be free! Poor little guy has his whole life ahead of him. Will no one save him from this hideous fate? You know silicon doesn't breathe like real living tissue does. It really bugs me when celebrities use little dogs...
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Blohan rides again!!Why don't they just slap and claw it out already? It's not like either girl has hair of her own; it shouldn't hurt too badly when it's yanked out by the roots. But that's not good enough for two bitches as spoiled as Paris and Lindsay. For the last...
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You fool! You've let them get away!The Emperor tried to be patient. He realizes that despite his bottomless bank account and inappropriate emotional responses, little Tom Cruise really is a human being, and sometimes, well, he just ... falls short. Xenu ordered Tom and...
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Duh, HGH doesn't make me stoopiderIt must be incredibly frustrating to Stallone that with all that human growth hormone he's taken that he's still a little bitty dude. "Yo, doc," he may have said to his doctor. "I thought you said this stuff was growth hormone. How come...
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You'll have to do better than that to get away from MEApparently Lynne Spears has ambitions of being an entertainment mogul. She can crank out a whole army of underage singing and dancing stars, work them until they fall from grace, dump them and move on to the...
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Not ready for day careAt least she didn't speak with a phony British accent. From witness reports, however, she wasn't terribly coherent. Maybe she's just practicing for the future. Whatever her reason (or lack thereof), a "scantily-clad" Britney showed up at an...
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