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How's the weather up there? Don't laugh. She used to be 6'3", but that was before Studio 54 and the Limelight. Since then she's shrunken faster than the polar ice caps; if she doesn't slow down soon, she'll be only two feet tall by 2015. Donatella isn't worried. By then...
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JLo and babiesI don't see much likeness to Jennifer in their faces, but ooh, boy, do I see their daddy! They almost don't look real, but People wouldn't pay six million bucks for fake babies ... would they? Meet little Max and Emme, JLo's oh-so-long awaited bundles of...
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Such sadnessWhat are these guys hiding? I've always thought Howard K was a much more malevolent force in Anna's life than anyone knew. I think he kept her drugged so he could control all the shots - sound like anyone (Lufti) you know (Lufti)? When Daniel first died Howard...
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You know that people who oppose the Church of Xenu tend to die sudden, inexplicable deaths. The group Anonymous has had better luck than most, disabling the cult-church's websites, jamming their phone and fax lines with nastygrams, even picketing outside their headquarters in...
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Carson gets the Spitzer SpecialThere was a time when Carson was engaged to drunken sot Tara Reid. Of course, that was back when she was still considered hot; it's not surprising that he hasn't been seen with a woman since. Still, I really didn't think Carson was that...
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Reminds me of someoneI always thought Heather was so sleek and trim, but those bags are headed south in a hurry. Egads, woman! Strap those things up before it's too late! Plainly speaking, Heather has been going through some weird shit. Police and EMS raced to her...
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The Bride, not the rideI always like to read the comments left by our visitors. There is some hate mail, but there are also a lot of really funny people out there leaving wickedly funny shit for us, and for this we thank you. I'd rather think that than think it's just...
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Doesn't look any better from the sideThat's not her usual MO; Mischa usually prefers full-on nipple flashing, more likely than not after swilling gallons of booze and abusing whatever substance is closest. But Mischa's had to make a lot of adjustments since her DUI...
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Chronic vagrant, at large in a city near youI mean, really. It's not like he'll ever be able to pay it back. The only major asset he holds is half of the Beatles catalog, and he has already borrowed so much against it he might not even have that equity at his disposal....
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Like a dirty Q-TipNot quite. But the headline on this week's National Enquirer might lead you to believe otherwise. It sure got my attention - and my money, because I had to read the story. The headline reads: "BRITNEY ABORTS BABY! Now Adnan dumps her". Omigosh, right? Well,...
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