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Hello, sailorHow is Governor Paterson going to top this one? !? I mean, really. If that isn't a tranny ... look at those broad shoulders, the way the chin is down to hide the adam's apple, the big, strong hands. That's not a cheeky little cokeslut from New Jersey. That's...
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall posterYes. They have made another one with the usual cast of characters except this time it is Jason Segel's turn to be the protagonist hapless schmuck. You may have the noticed the weird ads (in the subway if you live in New York) that says...
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See you soon, Richie!Two weeks ago Lindsay looked like a 40-year-old drug-addled barhag. This past weekend she was spotted leaving Villa with a super shiny, extra tight face, including newly plumped lips and suspiciously prominent cheeks. Paging Phoebe Price! Someone's stolen...
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Is she filming a Shower to Shower commercial? As banged up as Pambo has been looking lately, can you imagine how bad it would be if her liver was on the outside of her body? Just hanging there like a raisin skin, flapping in the breeze. Ewww. Well, it's official. Pam and...
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Don't worry, Mommy. I'll save you.Did they take Suri away as punishment for making fun of her teeny little husband? Does she jump and down on the couch, mimicking him whenever he comes home from his mysterious "time away" from his family? Star Magazine doesn't come right...
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Dumb like a postHow's your head today, Richie? What hurts worse, the hangover or the contusions you received at the hands of your enraged former spouse? Richie Sambora is both a stupid f**k and a lucky douche. He was stupid enough to drive drunk in a gigantic black Hummer...
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You don't look like Tony. Don't touch me there.Last year John let Jessica get into the wrong limo, then got a good chuckle texting his friends while the driver searched frantically for her. It was the beginning of the end of something that just shouldn't have been. It took...
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Yes, Mama. I AM smiling.Beyonce needs to fire whoever comes up with the creative concepts for her photo shoots - she's always ripping off someone else. Always. This time it's Fight Club. Is that sad or what? This shot is for her mother's House of Dereon clothing line, which,...
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Not gay!!At first I thought that Oprah was just throwing Gayle a nice bone for all her years of whatever it is that Gayle does for Oprah (that apparently Stedman didn't or couldn't), a kind of penthouse passion palace. But why in New York and not Chicago, her home base?...
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Does this look like something to aspire to? !? That's right. She's got a fake nose, fake tits, and a brain the size of a f***ing soybean, but according to Ginia Bellafante, "Heidi has emerged as a kind of feminist hero this season". Bellafante goes on to praise Heidi's...
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