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Take my husband. PLEASE!: Anywhere as long as it's far, far awayGAWD, he's such an arrogant, smarmy little prick. He gets kicked out of office, and at least so far he's been able to elude prosecution for whoremongering across state lines. His long-suffering wife, Silda, a...
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Don't you feel a draft? I thought this was kind of silly the first time I saw it, but if you look at it from just the right angle, it does kind of look like a naked woman with gigantic boobs. In reality it's Dick's own arm as he fishes somewhere. That's right. Fishing. 'Cause...
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From a time when you had to have talent to be famousIt could be like Heath Ledger and countless others: Not trying to OD, just took too much. Pillheads are bad that way; sooner or later they just get greedy. Regardless of her motivation, the National Enquirer is reporting...
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The future Mr. and Mrs. WentzOh, for the love of ... ahh, forget about it. She earned it. When Ashlee and Pete first became an item, he wouldn't even admit knowing her, never mind being all up in that. Pete's always been kind of nervous around Papa Joe; he's seen first-hand...
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Evidence of Alien InvasionOr troll. She's applying for both positions, and will take the first opening. She'll have to do something soon; the $20 she gets from cashing in cans is barely enough to cover her four-pack-a-day habit. Any other money she's making goes into...
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Wot? He's comin' home? Oh, blimey.And her pin money. And her Mr. T gold chains. Since Blake has been in the stir he's been doing that Big House Heroin, the kind they strain through not one, not two, but three pairs of dirty socks for maximum potency. If she thought...
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Too many cheese-filled hash brownsI bet this was her creepy husband's idea. His plan was to make her look as ridiculous as possible so that she'd come home all pissed off and then flog and spit on him. It's his favorite thing in the whole world, and we all know she'll...
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Renee, stop it. Cut it out. They're taking pictures.Yeah, this was right about the time George's girlfriend stepped in between the frisky co-stars, before Renee commenced showing her hands-free, no-spill technique to inquiring journalists. "I learned this from one...
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Generous piehole with room for expansionA word of advice to Mr. Aiken: Discretion. He looks like he's wearing vibrating panties and they're stuck on full throttle. Spamalot indeed. It's no wonder he had trouble keeping his cruising ways under wraps. This photo was actually...
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Have you seen my liver? She's skeptical about the whole liver thing at this point. I mean, really. If she actually did have one of those liver things, and it did work the way it was supposed to, she would have killed hers years ago, and in turn, it would have cheerfully killed...
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