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Heath as JokerI'm not really big on seeing the latest movies; at $8 to $12 a pop, I've got to have some kind of assurance that it'll be worth my while. The upcoming Batman movie, The Dark Knight, looks like it'll be worth every cent of that admission fee, with advance...
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I have a delicate constitutionJakey Poo always tries to come off with this low-key, just-a-regular-guy kind of vibe, and who knows, maybe he was just a regular guy before hits like The Day After and Brokeback Mountain. Well, times have changed for the prettier Gyllenhaal, and...
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Tommy Scissorhands? Nope. Not feeling it.What a difference that would have made. Johnny Depp was amazing in Edward Scissorhands; he made us empathize, then fall in love with, a hideous creature. I don't think that little Tommy Cruise has the range or depth to elicit...
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Tell you what I want, what I really, really wantCourtney and Naomi have nothing on this kid. Clear the decks! She's comin' through! If you don't know her, this is Bluebell, daughter of Geri (Ginger Spice) Halliwell. She is the cutest, but apparently is rather strong willed,...
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That is not flatteryDoing a good job there, freak boy. You had what appeared to be a good thing with Dita, but the drugs drove her away. The new one doesn't complain about any drugs ... either she's totally oblivious or she's doing them, too. It certainly would explain why...
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They're so cold. Why are they so cold? It wasn't so much the fumes coming from the dark place behind her legs that drove away all the wildlife. It was the nasal screeching sound she made in time with Deryck's circular motions. What started out as an innocent picnic lunch destroyed...
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Let's not forget that Botox is just a brand name for a seriously watered-down dose of botulinum, one of nature's deadliest poisons. I think it was this fact alone that made it so popular, that and the fact that it works. Just look at Dina Lohan's nearly expressionless face as...
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The new Newlyweds? Oh, that crafty Papa Joe. In light of the ongoing economic recession he's had to dig into his bag of tricks to keep his younger daughter's album in the media. He probably doesn't want to release any more singles from the disc; both of the tunes...
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Suspicious lumpiness in the hip area I'm not the only one saying this. That doesn't make it any easier to contemplate. Nicole is supposed to be six months along now, and she's barely showing. I realize that she's like 8 feet tall and all, but that belly is tiny. And...
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Not very close friendsThat explains Audrina's dead eye stare. Does that bitch even blink, or does she only close her eyes when she takes off her shirt? And that crap about how she was so young when those pictures were taken that she was gullible and taken advantage of? Maybe...
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