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Seperated on purpose? The press that follows the trials and tribulations of the Gossip Girl cast has often painted Leighton Meester as the bitch on the set. The Shannon Doherty for the millenium generation minus the shoulder pads and baby-doll dresses (oh wait Leighton...
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Really mad cowDon't let their big brown eyes and bulging udders fool you. Cows are not our friends. They are poisoning the very air we breathe at an alarming rate. Cows are in the top five contributors to global warming, and it's all because they burp. Alot. This releases...
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Not RichieA few weeks ago TMZ reported that Sambora may "dodge a bullet in his DUI bust earlier this week ... because he may not have been DUI." Um, no. Richie voluntarily submitted to a blood test, and he was most definitely drunk. At .13 he was almost twice the legal...
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Hopelessly crunkOther than the overly plumped lips, it's like last year all over again. At least she had the sense to pretend to be sleepy. She's still got her orange Kool-Aid moustache, but someone needs to tell her the spray tan needs to go on the back, too. God, she...
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Looking for new BFFKinda thought this one was coming down the road. I'm actually surprised it took this long, if it is who I think it is. My good buddy (well not really, but I adore his blog) EL from Crazy Days and Nights has the best blind items. The best part? Every...
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Smile bigger or I'll rip your throat out. You know I can.Naomi is not the screaming mimi everyone thinks she is. No, no, no. She's just tragically misunderstood. Inside that hulking 8 feet of glossy psychosis is a frightened and shy little girl. In an effort to make...
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Princess PoxarellaI realize that chickenpox is not usually a fatal disease. The older you are, the more severe the onset, and pregnant women exposed to the virus run the risk of any number of serious problems, from missing sphincters to encephalitis. (Check out the...
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Gone too soonThey've never been able to find any evidence to implicate him. He was present for Daniel's death in his mother's hospital room just days after baby Danielynn was born. He even propped Anna's dead son up next to her for the most gruesome photo betrayal of them...
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Desperate cry for helpStar Magazine and In Touch both claim that TomKat is over, that Katie has asked for a trial separation, and that Tom swears that she'll never take Suri away from him. Well, duh. Isn't that part of their marriage contract? She gets like $3 million...
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Scrawny, ill-tempered ...And if she can't make them anorexic or bulemic, by God, she'll get them tweaked out so they don't eat or sleep for days! Can't these women understand that designer gowns just don't hang right on a body with curves? You need bones, people! Skin and...
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