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Boot camp? !? Surprised? You shouldn't be. Nor should Katie, but she got her hopes up about appearing on Broadway, even though she had no stage experience. Last week the tabloids rumbled with talk of Katie wanting a trial separation from Tommy and his stacked heels. Tom...
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Can I pretend to be Sandy this time? If John Travolta had a theme park, what do you think its theme would be? That of an apostle to Lord Xenu? Or would it be the doting husband and loving father who must kiss other men on the lips? I'm not sure this would be a family-friendly...
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You have no idea how sick I really amEliot is a dark and twisted little man. As more and more revelations of his peculiar peccadilloes come to light, an image is beginning to form, not just of a pathologically unfaithful husband but one who enjoyed deviant fetishes. Oddly enough,...
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Not much different from her old bikini bodyWhoever Britney hired to snap her into shape must have a seriously aggressive PR firm. Last week's Star had Britney in her "new" bikini body. I thought that suit looked familiar. Are they using old pictures, too? All the...
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It's like Mean GirlsJeepers, the guy just wants to make some movies, have lots of babies and make screaming monkey noises with Angie when the kids aren't around. But eternally disgruntled Sean Penn will not allow that to happen. Sean and Brad are working together on Tree...
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Taking a test driveHave you heard any of the songs from Ashlee's new album? It ain' pretty, folks. Crazy Cool Music says it's on target to sell 50 - 55,000 copies in its first week. That's a far cry from her first two albums, but that's because nobody wants to listen...
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It's the end of the world as we know itSomebody better help Ashton out. His pathetic excuse for a prank show is falling flatter than an Olsen, yet he keeps doing it again. And again. And again. Hey, how else will he get an opportunity to hang around the pool checking out...
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Show this to Benji. This might do the trickNicole knows what Paris is up to. She's not in love with Benji; that would mean she's capable of caring about others, and we all know that's just not Paris. Her relationship with Benji is all about one-upping Nicole. She's jealous...
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Look at it. See how gentle it is? It is harmless.Security at UN Headquarters is well-informed of Naomi's violent tendencies. They're hoping to draw her out into the open for a clear shot - from a tranquilizer dart. Unfortunately for those around her, Campbell moves extraordinarily...
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Built for ballast, not for speedOoh, look at that sultry vixen. The hooded reptilian eyes. That pudding-filled torso and those ashy gray knees. Better hurry on down, fellas; this one's not gonna last. Up until recently they were playing the happily wed Mr. and Mrs....
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