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Pretty only on the outside We all knew this would happen. Owen's suicide attempt last year was said to be a direct result of being dumped by Kate. He takes some time off, gets his shit together, and what does he do? He goes back to the poisonous womb for some more....
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No! Not the metal detector again!She's also really concerned about Jessica's recent binge-drinking. If she doesn't sober up soon, who's going to carry her through the airport and try to get her free X-rays? The next time that creepy bastard lets himself in with the...
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Britney and her tormentorsFirst of all, let's get one thing straight. There's nothing going on between Britney and Mel. They're former neighbors, and the Gibsons have been trying to help Britney through her recent troubles. They were kind enough to take the bloated but...
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Don't make me hurt youIt's amazing what losing 160 pounds and a freeloading Downtown Boy can do for a woman. These days Star looks almost pretty (she still scares me a bit with those murderdeathkill eyes). And she seems to have grown a sense of humor to compensate for...
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ChristinePoor Christine Prody. She seems to be plagued by serious, inexplicable injuries. So far OJ has managed to keep his name out of it, but we all know if OJ's bitch shows up beaten, he had something to do with it. Early last Saturday morning Christine was hit by...
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Crazy LeightonLeighton Meester did her first Conan O'Brien appearence on Wednesday and if you can believe it she was very un-Blair like. It is like she and her television character aren't the same! Anyway she giggled pretty much the whole time, told weird stories, explained why...
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CAI bet you Christina will breat-feed that child until he is six in order to keep those d-cups. She has some cleavage and she is not afraid to show them off. She even took the wonderful Pucci label and made it into an accessory for her boobs. Pucci is known for it's...
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Ramon and ChristinaShe really does dress especially well when her dog Ramon is around. She even pulls off that dressing like her dog look while not making people want to slap her which is a very fine line to walk. Here she is wearing a J.Crew sweater/jacket (swacket? ) for...
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Gossip Girl cast at Nylon partyOn May 14, I was lucky enough to attend Nylon Magazine's "Young Hollywood" party at Amalia in New York City. The party was "hosted" ( I put it in quotations to connote that Leighton Meester and Blake Lively's hosting duties consisted of them...
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Where's the pillow? You might want to ask your children to leave the room. What we're about to discuss is no laughing matter. OK, yes it is, but I don't want to make light of the fact that the practice to be discussed is a dangerous one. Don't believe me? Ask Michael...
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