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I liked my old teethAnd I mean that in the cleanest, most wholesome way. Besides, everyone knows that Johnny is more of a bath house kinda guy. But John is first and foremost a big muckymuck at the church of the barley milk formula, and he's desperate to land a...
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The cast of the chronicles of NarniaThough everyone was seeing Indy this weekend I wanted to check out "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian." I loved the "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" and sometimes you just need to see a wonderful fantasy film with half-goat...
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Hi, my name is Al and I like to danceOh, Al. You don't know how much your downtown boys have missed you. They keep reading about you and your jacuzzi-hopping South Beach hedonist lifestyle, and they get all choked up. "Come home, Big Gay Al! Come home!" they cry, clutching...
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Is this a snit or a tizzy? Which, sadly, has become a very common occurrence these days in middle-aged marriage. There are children involved, the assets are firmly and deeply enmeshed, so they don't divorce ... they just go about their own ways. Madge and Guy have...
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The rack heard 'round the worldEver since Isaac Mizrahi groped her boobs on-air Scarlett has taken on delusions of grandeur. She and her boyfriend, Ryan Reynolds, were seen brawling in the street in Boston just last month. Alas, this month the couple announced their engagement....
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Look at them! See how they glow with good healthThey're sure glowing with something. And before you bombard me with nastygrams, I live on Long Island, OK? There's good and there's bad. Amy Fisher was not a fluke. While Lindsay and her new roomie Sam Ronsen make international headlines...
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I'll find one, Daisy. I'll find one.It's true. Jess has lost her "future husband" Tony Romo for any number of reasons, from Papa Joe's meddling to her penchant for gasping to her alleged flings with ... Jared Leto and Zach Braff. Yeesh. I didn't know she did charity...
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Who keeps selling these to the media? Mom? Dad? Miley? That's like saying your child keeps burning the house down but you leave the matches and gasoline can right outside his room ... Miley's situation, thankfully, is nowhere near as serious, but the logic remains the...
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Is this flotsam or jetsam? Ooh, Denise. Whoopi is going to kick your ass. You told her you were only doing this tacky reality show so you could afford to feed your babies. Oh, poor, poor you. Not only are you a lousy liar, but you make people hate you so much you...
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Not likelyGirlfriend, you should know better. Any man that is that good in the sack is not a keeper. He got that way with practice, and he's not about to put his racquet away just yet. Jennifer Aniston is over the moon about John's bedside (and bedtop and tabletop and...
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