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Not on the shirt!I wondered if this is what the Craiglist boys see when they hook up at the Red Roof Inn. He probably tells them he's got the carpet to match the roof, too. Ewww! Everyone knows Clay doesn't like girls (whether he admits it or not). His little feud with...
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Will work for dog food: envies the pigsHere's Denise trying to portray herself as a normal, literate woman concerned with current events. Or maybe she's looking for work as an escort ... again. In the right lighting with enough alcohol anything is possible. Poor Denise. Poor single...
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Posh dispenser? She'll see. She thought Heidi was bad with the weekly cupcakes? That's nothing compared to what a jilted bathroom accessory can do when wronged. Better watch out, bony broad. Posh's ads for Marc Jacobs started out being really funny, made even more so...
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Making healthy snacks somewhat less unappealingWhat, you thought her freakishly tight face was a result of her healthy lifestyle? Not likely. She works out far too much to have such smooth skin - any woman over 30 needs a certain amount of body fat or they start to...
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Jihad! I mean, delish!Well, they're not really missing. Rachael just needs to look behind her ... she's now wearing them. Rachael may know food, but she doesn't know dick about fashion, as her recent red carpet forays have shown. And now that she's gotten decidedly plump in...
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Mischa and her latestSuch a tough lesson for such a doughy bitch. Mischa thought she was going to be the next big thing. But then a funny thing happened when she mixed coke and 'shrooms at Nicole's party on Memorial Day - she flipped out and got a night's stay at the...
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An eerie resemblanceHilary is one of those women with an incredible body but a somewhat masculine face. If anything, her hair should be styled in soft layers or waves to gently frame her face and cushion its rugged planes. This kind of super-short style is great for...
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PamboWell, he didn't come right out and say it like that, but the sentiment is nonetheless pretty clear. I think it would be understatement to say he hates the bitch. In all fairness I doubt she misses him much either. B-list and fading rock star Kid Rock has been...
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Mother and daughter: peas of a pod? A pox on the both of you! Kate, he was in love with you. It wasn't enough that he tried to kill himself over you once - you had to take him back and then dump him again? !? Evil bitch. And you, Lance. You're supposed to be his...
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Bitch, get OFF my boat!These two have hated each other for years, but no one knows just why. It has to be something pretty bad; you never see Diddy lose his cool like that, especially with a woman, in public. God only knows what he may be like behind closed doors, but...
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