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Heidi and the lampshadeGet this - Heidi Montag wants to be taken seriously. She's more than just an airhead on a lame reality show. She's more than a pasty white bimbo in a too-small bikini. Just look at the passion, the red-hot lust she infuses all her staged photos with....
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I'm a secret agent on a secret missionOr is it massively magical? Maybe just magically delicious. Jen is so grateful for John and his enthusiastic thrusting action, she let him take her wheels to the store. And what does Dodo McDouchebag do? He gets a ticket for driving...
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Does it look like I'm having fun? !? Well, not really, although that hitting on her Joel thing was devastating. For all anyone knows, it could be postpartum depression, or lingering effects from her substance abuse treatment. According to those mysterious inside sources, Nicole...
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Still cashin' those checks, dogHey, you gotta feel sorry for the guy. He only had two nannies, a bodyguard and two Disney ushers helping him out. It's really easy to lose a kid with all those grownups around. He should tell Britney he needs to hire more help ... or...
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Or maybe it was that double barley kamikaze My breasts are so fullwith the barley milk chaser. He may only be 4'11" but Tom can pound those barley milk shakes better than mules and oxen twice his size and can plow the back 40 in half the time. But can he carry a...
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Love is a many splendored thingWell, Jen certainly looks thrilled, but that's only because she still hasn't come up for air. She's never gotten it this good, and may never again. Hey, girl, live it up! In the meantime, Jen has been desperately trying to lend an...
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Suspicious lumpiness in the hip areaDid you know they call Nicole "Granny Freeze" Down Under? Yikes. And you thought the British press was bad. That's just nasty. Also nasty are the blind rumors that continually swirl around Nicole's petite little baby bump. Yes, she...
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Mike Myers and Cameron DiazLindsay at MTV Movie AwardsThe 2008 MTV Movie Awards will air tonight at 8 P.M. (but don't worry they will air 100 times after that if you miss them so this announcement is a bit pointless.) The usual fun categories will be presented (Best Kiss,...
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To market, to market, clippety-clopNow she can really throw her weight around. None of her SATC co-stars have their own site, especially one so touching, so poignant. The horses are so happy she's come back to the stable; they've missed her so. Now you, too, can share...
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I swear I'll be better next timeAt least at night, because he's got the night shift, 10 PM to 8 AM, while Mama gets her beauty rest. That's not a big deal for Marc: He obviously doesn't need beauty sleep (beyond redemption) and he doesn't seem to like sunlight for some...
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