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Back when Madge traveled economy classOr A-Pole or even A-Cucumber. She sleeps with her Blackberry, remember? I guess if it's set to vibrate ... Madonna and Guy's alleged marital difficulties have been all over the press. Even mainstream media is talking about their leading...
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Do I have to swallow it? No wonder she got her lips artificially inflated. That way she won't have to feel or taste a thing. Sure, they'll make a sex tape. It's only a matter of time ... and finance. He's sold her ass every other way possible. She must be as dumb...
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Neither Jacob nor his jewelsJacob Arabov, known as the "King of Bling" and favored by celebrities from Diddy to Elton John, will be living a much simpler life for the next two-and-a-half years for his involvement in an interstate drug ring. Jacob was one of more...
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Spencer sold this picture for $50,000They're both blond-haired, blue-eyed California kids. They even went to the same school. But that's where the similarities end. One has class, and the other is a parasitic piece of shit. Last week MK was on Letterman to promote her...
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Prenatal, or prosthetic? I've said it before, and I'm not the only one. There's something very ... staged about Nicole Kidman's pregnancy. Like Lainey says, "Her boobs have not swollen, her face has not swollen, and she? s barely, barely gained any weight." She hasn't looked...
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Adorable familyWhich is somewhat ironic considering that the Madden boys are God-fearing Christian men. In fact, the National Enquirer claims Joel won't marry Nicole until she "converts to Christianity". I'm not sure where she'd be converting from, but hey, if it...
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Olive Oyl's got nothin' on youNo, she's not living on the streets. I'm talking about her handbags, silly. Speaking of bags, though, I bet the one she's carrying weighs more than she does right now. What happened to Nicky? She used to have nice curves. Now she looks...
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Headlights onAnd I'm sure that dear, sweet Polly Purebred over there knew absolutely nothing about the whole thing. She's a good actress. She's also represented by the one and only Stephen Huvane, Jennifer Aniston's chief liar and press antagonist. It was probably his...
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Peekaboo!!What did Denise say to get that poor kid to smile? "Look happy or I'll get more dogs. I'll fill your closet with smelly dogs!" Or how about, "We're going to fool Daddy into giving us even more money!" Denise is a busy working mommy lady raising two kids on...
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