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Last known sighting, circa Jamie Lynn's laborReally, when was the last time you saw a mob of paps at Starbucks? Since Britney's dad has reined her in, she's only been able to squeak in a jumbo vente latte or whatever you call them. I don't drink coffee, and certainly wouldn't...
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I heard something! Did you hear that? Yes, I know she's a snorter and not a smoker, but damn! Look at those pupils! I haven't seen eyes that big since Bambi hit the big screen. Pammie has really slid downhill since she split from Porn Boy Rick Solomon. Now that there's...
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You blokes will believe anything!One thing's for sure: No one could ever accuse Guy Ritchie of being stupid. His wife is obscenely wealthy, and he leads a pampered life. Best of all, she's in the gym 8 to 10 hours a day, so he's got the kids and house to himself. Guy...
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Giving White Oprah a run for her moneyHere's a woman clearly not thinking with the top half of her body. Midlife crises are not exclusive to men, but most women who date men half their age have the good sense to be discreet. Not Linda. After touring Florida's nightlife with her...
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Just call me a geologist. No one knows rocks like me!Just when they thought she was safe ... Amy Winehouse is on the loose again, and no one is safe. Not paps, not fans, and certainly not the random dude with a pipe to fill. As long as her heart is still beating, Amy will...
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Someday, Suri, we will be freeAt least that's what she's telling Tommy Boy. It's the only way her Broadway show will debut with the kind of numbers Nicole Kidman's did, and you know she can't stand it if Nicole beats her at anything. That means she goes back to the...
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Rotten to the core, dirty little ...Robert Rodriguez must be feeling pretty low right about now. The nasty little slut who busted up his marriage, Rose McGowan, has finally showed her true colors and left him with his dick in his hand. Rose, as you may remember, was the...
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Carrot Top by GallianoWhy would anyone seek to emulate a Raggedy Andyhead with 'roid-fueled muscles, a spray tan and guyliner? What kind of a role model is that, and for who? Perhaps Galliano didn't realize what he was doing. He may have been having nocturnal emissions caused...
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Has more important things to doThen again, he doesn't seem the type to be terribly concerned about anything except his trousers being perfectly creased and the paps shooting him from the right angle. He's a good looking guy and all, but perhaps he's a bit out of...
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In your dreams, ManistonHe's Just Not That Into You. Something tells me those words will prove eerily prophetic, if not for her career than for her libido. This week's tabloid covers include the news that it's baby time for Jen. Yeah, right. John Mayer is about as...
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