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What do I have to do here? !? Hey, I thought Mama liked Shelf Ass. Maybe she does compared to the sea creature he lived with for four years, but I guess nobody's good enough for her little boy. Justin isn't about to complain. Even though he's worth gazillions Mama is always...
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Time has not been kind to himHmmm ... could it be under Chin # 1 or Chin # 2? If I was airport security I'd be scared to look; everyone knows Jerry Lewis is not an easy guy to work with or for. I guess he knows he's been a prick, so he travels with a gun. Actually it...
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Hee haw hee hawShe's been careful how she says it, but Miley wants out of Disney, out of Hannah Montana, out of the fishbowl she's living in. Yes, the kid's making truckloads of money, but this little filly wants to kick up her heels - with or without a saddle -...
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Shark whispererOh, well. We came this close to being rid of the smarmy little man who has done more to dumb down TV than anyone in broadcast history ... I'm sure he'll come up with a reality treatment for his "ordeal". After all, it's not every day that someone comes face...
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Getting that sperm sampleOnly a selfish, pathetic bitch would manufacture lewd allegations about her children that could only traumatize them for the sake of ratings. Then again, what could you expect from someone who made a living as a paid receptacle? Denise's suckish show...
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Walking curtain rod Wow, those granny panties are HOT! She must have gotten the two-for-one special, and put the other pair on her head. I guess she must spend all her money on clothes ... or filling her purse with prescription drugs. Not that anyone's implying she's become...
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Redrum redrum redrumPoor Paula. She just can't get it right. I guess after being married to a stallion like Emilio Estevez the others just pale in comparison. But there was one stand-out. It wasn't the clothes that he wore, or the car that he drove. It was those berzerker...
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Have you seen the size of that thing? !? Shanna can be kind of wild and wacky, but she's not a woman to mess with. Paris Hilton learned that when she got thumped by Shanna after pictures of her with Travis appeared online. But Paris wasn't Travis' only cheap lay; Wonky's...
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Now that's a growler!... if you work at an animal shelter or pet store. But what they really did to Sienna's kitty is just kinda creepy. That line about being historically correct is horseshit: The landing strip is not something new. If they left the original carpeting in...
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Looking very Grandma todayNo; actually this could very well be a classic case of be careful what you wish for, publicity-wise for Lynne. I wonder if she was getting ready to release the parenting book she had to shelve when Britney broke down and Jamie Lynn got knocked...
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