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Make room for Zuma Kingston wasn't too bad. It was unusual, but kind of hip and cool. But Zuma? It sounds like a cartoon character or a malt beverage, not a child's name. I googled Zuma, and came up with some video game (free download!) that is supposed to improve your...
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What, no combat boots? How does she get those itty bitty dresses around that massive melon? They must be sewn onto her long and lanky frame. Even if you take that nightshade skull and Leno chin out of the equation, there's her bone structure. It's just ... wrong. Not...
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BritneyRussell BrandI did think the one time movie star was an odd pick for VMA host, the zenith of hosting gigs, but then I remembered how funny he was in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and how he stole the entire movie from the rest of the cast. So he is definitely the...
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About as sexy as creamed cornLike, oh. My. God. That was, like, real polyester. Lauren is so confident in her own star power that she pitches a diva fit wherever she goes and slaps her name on overpriced crappy fashion that looks like it was made with Grandma's mildewed old...
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Is it real or is it underwire? Wow, I hope not. I mean, the girl is only 14 years old, and already seems to be teetering on the edge of unreality, which if Lohan history is any indication, means substance abuse and total self-destruction aren't far ahead. She's getting more...
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Doesn't she look swell? But that's OK. She and Gavin make beautiful kids - or kid, at least. That Kingston is such a ladykiller! And I'm sure the next one will be just as gorgeous. Like Brad and Angelina, Gwen and Gavin have great genes. They also seem to have a...
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We've got better hair ... everywhereWill Hillary ever forgive him? Word is that Edwards' wayward dick cost the Democratic party the upper hand. This is ironic considering her husband's history. He better watch his back on the floor is all I've got to say. John Edwards really...
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From SUV to street in one leaping boundThere was a time when she knelt down next to her dog and we all saw cute little girlie briefs, but I haven't seen a pantyline anywhere near that high, tight ass since then. Hey, sometimes it feels good to go commando, I know, but...
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Kabbalah thisI don't see any Botox, do you? Must be all that healthy living and excessive exercise. Yes, she's turning 50, but she only looks good from the neck down. Madge has always been driven, especially professionally. She was just a starstruck kid from the Midwest...
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Jen and her best friendsAnd no one comes between a woman and her dogs. As a former dog owner and lifelong dog lover, I can tell you that if your dog doesn't like someone, get rid of them. The person, that is. Dogs are always right about stuff like that. Seriously. Jennifer Aniston has...
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