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I'm off to the bathroom to do a few more lines!Duh. (No, she didn't really say that. She's afraid she'll have to share.) Poor Ali. Brainwashed by a greedy mother into thinking she wanted to be famous, she strapped on that padded push-up bra and the kneepad leggings, learned how...
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How I Met Your MotherSlap-bet, goat in the bathroom, smurf penis. Let's go to the mall. These are all part of the brilliance that is How I Met Your Mother. It has just started its fourth season and hopefully with the new star power of Jason Segal and Neil Patrick Harris...
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Squeak, squeak, creak, creakThey do have a lot in common. They're both blond. They're both ... trashy, tacky and in love with the camera. And they both have a bad case of the wonk - just in different areas. Paris and Jodie were both photographed this past week in...
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Drunk on the hoofOh, those hairy heifers. Given a cakewalk slap-on-the-wrist punishment for DUI, something even Mischa Barton could do, and the big lummox almost f***ed it up. Maybe loser runs in the family like big ... bones and uni-brows. Khloe had an appearance in...
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Assuming the position that got her where she is todayGawd! The sound of that voice makes my ears want to curl closed. Even a Dunkin Donuts commercial is too long to hear that raspy donkey bray. If I wanted to hear that I'd tour the Grand Canyon. Apparently Rachael's doctors feel...
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Lockyear of yesteryearPill freaks are the worst kind of addicts. They think that because their shit is legal they're above the law, whether the pills were prescribed to them or not. They don't reek of weed or booze and it's harder to pin them as being high - unless...
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Derrick and MeredithI used to love Grey's Anatomy. I like to say I was one of the first people who discovered it in its first season. I thought "Hey! A new doctor show! Why not? " Other people didn't get the memo until way into the second season. But then by season...
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Really -- 'the spookiest, coolest, most dream-like and smart young adult horror novel...' -- says this one reviewer on that 'Graveyard book.' With a shaky-at-best-economy: 'We could all welcome Neil Gaiman's 'Graveyard Book,' (or what I call the give-it-away-tour) whereby he reads...
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I'll remember what you said. Oh, yes, I will.Oh, crap. I've really stepped in it this time. Should I be afraid to step outside my door? Will she be waiting out there like an avenging archer, her quill full of Botox needles instead of arrows? It seems to be her...
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Fringe Fox, not known for embracing great sci-fi shows, announced they picked up a full season order of J.J. Abrams' sci-fi thriller 'Fringe.' If you've missed any episodes, go watch 'em on Fox.com -- (you can thank me later). This comes on the same day it was reporting...
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