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Mother and sonSome fuzzy pictures were released yesterday of little Zuma getting his passport photo, but they can't compare to this. Best of all? It wasn't sold to the highest bidder; Gwen posted this pic on her website. Is he not the cutest thing ever? His full name...
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Ha ha! They can't understand me!For those who can't read Russian (myself included), that translates to "Congratulations, porn queen". See? Tony was wrong. Someone else does like her movies. Major Movie Star, Jessica's supposedly pathetic take-off of Private Benjamin was never...
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Now with more crack than everWow, to be a criminal in England. You can beat people up, openly abuse narcotics, hook up in the bushes with strangers, and be sent on your merry way with a pat on the ass and a "caution". Amy has done all of the above, and probably more, and...
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Forget 90210. It could never hold a candle to Melrose. Amanda Woodward was Heather Locklear at her very best. There was the licentious Michael. There was some seriously hot guys and drop dead gorgeous girls like Rob Estes and Josie Bissett. It was deliciously dishy and gloriously...
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Which way to the tiki bar? Maybe she could only afford to get the front done. Maybe she's one of those girls who only cares what she looks like from the front - Paris Hilton is like that; she's got the biggest ass flaps I've ever seen. Poor Tara doesn't have ass flaps....
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Just bag the face and feetWhat, did she fall in? Will she have to take Valtrex for the rest of her life now, too? Poor Sophie. She tried to ride Benji Madden's coattails to fame but he dumped her for Paris, who he says is...
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Now everyone will knowIt's simple. Go to your nearest all-night drug store, and pick up a few gallons of spray-on self-tanner. Apply liberally. Be sure to wear gloves and socks so your hands and feet remain deathly pale. The contrast is a real conversation starter. Guaranteed. Stay up...
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Where she belongsHey, if the shoe fits. It's not like she's got to know about foreign relations or who her neighbors are. All she has to do is smile and make sure her nipples are perky. Sarah Palin is only in politics because she wants to be a star. She wasn't pretty enough...
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Just the way she likes itMaybe she'll get back into soft porn. Surely there has to be some peg leg fetishists out there. If she doesn't slow her roll she's going to be out of money soon. Heather Mills has already blown threw one-third of her multi-million-dollar divorce settlement from...
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John said glasses will make me look smarterWhy would any self-respecting woman take back a man who not only reportedly cheated on her, but used her for publicity any chance he got? Even after she finally broke it off he milked it for a few more weeks. And yet still...
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