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Thinks she'll be President some day... where she belongs. (Not that Alaska deserves a governor like that, but no one else will take her.) Maybe she can wear all those fancy new clothes to the Troopergate hearings. Sexy Sarah deserted her constituency in Alaska, and...
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Doomed: Stuck it where he shouldn't haveWow. Drew Barrymore must have shredded this dude's heart. Justin was said to be head over heels in love with Drew, but she never took him seriously, grew bored with him and dumped him before he could grow a five o'clock shadow. The...
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She may be dumb, but she ain't daintyHave you noticed? The closer her sister Ashlee gets to her due date, the more violent Jessica gets. Just two weeks ago Yoko sidelined her Romo by snapping his little finger. At first she felt guilty, but it made him so quiet and...
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The candidate in a rare unguarded momentAnd you thought he was a crazy warmongering old coot! He's just a pretty little butterfly floating on the breeze. (Or cooling his nuts on a grassy knoll, depending on your perspective.) In about 24 more hours, it will all be...
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Be quiet and they'll really think we're catsAli looks like she's wearing Lindsay's hand-me-downs ... from last year. She also looks like she's seen her big sister's plastic surgeon. Her boobs have like quadrupled in size in just a couple of months. She also looks ten...
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Give it up. You'll never be prettier than meOh, please. If it looks like a beard and walks like a beard, it ain't a duck. That boy could care less about the vapid little twit at the other end of the showmance. It's just business. And while he shows her a limited amount...
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Have you hugged your snail today? She looks like a scungilli! For those unfamiliar with the wonders of Italian cooking, scungilli is made from a member of the mollusk family - think large snail-like creature that lives in a shell. Ever see those big cyclone-shaped shells they sell...
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You should see me work a poleWell ... it's a long story. You might want to tell your children to leave the room. Joe Francis is hardly a pillar of virtue. He's made millions getting young (sometimes too young) girls drunk and conning them into exposing themselves. He spent...
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Then we climbed into helicopters and shot them all deadWell, maybe not all of them. I think Barbara throws a few in now and then, when she just can't resist the temptation. Whoever the senders may be, Elisabeth wins the death threat contest by a landslide. I can't believe...
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Care to explain yourself? Is it true, manly Malibu beach lady? Are you really stupid, or just milking a losing relationship for a little more prime time? Neither option sheds a very flattering light, does it? According to British tabloid The Sun, the very talented Pink...
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