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Do these look like expectant parents? At first I found it hard to believe (bloody unLIKEly, even), but think about it: she has a daughter, Lila Grace, who's about 6 years old now. And who lives with her grandmother most of the time, while Mum's off shooting pictures and eightballs....
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This is StellaDad don't mind. He enjoys her credit line. This is the first picture I've seen of Tori and Dean's newest addition, little Stella. I thought big brother Liam was cute (and he still is, by gosh) but this little girl is cute. I bet her mama was a cute...
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Hayden Or Lindsay? Have to smell the handI can kinda understand where Hayden is coming from. Who would want to be mistaken for a drunk and drug addict who's had sex with practically every breathing man on practically every continent of the Earth? Someone who has forced...
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Up your nose with a rubber hoseAll right. I confess. I had a crush on Vinny Barbarino. (Oh, google it if you're too young to remember!) Then there was Danny Zuko, who wasn't bad, but I thought Kenickie was hotter. All in all, Travolta wasn't too shabby when he was...
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What's that hiding under your arm? Didn't anyone warn her about Spanx displacement? If you wedge that hefty lower half into industrial strength neoprene the upper half will overflow wherever it can. The result is not pretty. Jennifer Lopez learned that lesson when she...
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Is that really Cindy? And they've got at least one grainy picture which, while not definite, sure looks a whole lot like she who has ice in her veins. If that wasn't damning enough, the article goes on to say that Cindy was spotted smooching and groping this long-haired younger...
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Watch my movies and I'll show you my ...Observe the withered spinster. See how she once again dredges up that really bad thing that happened to her - years ago - just in time to promote her loser movies? Like the trapdoor spider, it's only a trick designed to lure in...
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I got your twins, right here.Don't believe everything you read. (That includes here.) Star and The Enquirer are working harder than ever to lure readers in with titles that are somewhat less than accurate. According to Star's cover, Jen is pregnant with twins. Just. Like....
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Leave my mommy alone!We all know how protective Suri is of her mother. And with good reason. Katie's a sweet girl from the Midwest swimming in a school of barley-crazed sharks. Slowly but surely they're sucking the very life from her. Nowadays she only speaks when told...
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No, I did NOT taste a difference!Larry's 74. His (at least for now) wife is 48. And her alleged lover, Hector, is 29. That alone is just mind-numbing ... but it gets worse. You just can't make this shit up. The errant wife is Larry's 7th wife. I think he's leasing them...
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