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She's large and in chargeBeing pregnant is tough, no doubt about it. Everything swells to five times its original size, and there's no such thing as comfortable anymore. But when your due date comes and goes with no sign of relief it can be torture. You'll try anything to...
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Shades of Mothra!Oh. My. God. That look. I bet a flock of birds fell from the sky while a thousand kittens hurled themselves into traffic. Madame obviously thinks the whole thing is beneath her, and Madame is not amused. Gwyneth, in particular, was anxious to get back...
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Thar she blohans!Somewhere Amy Winehouse is screaming. She'll be OK, though. She's off to the clinic for her conjugal visit. Seriously, someone give Amy a Valium - that ain't coke, it's flour. (Yes, I know, that means somewhere Betty Crocker is pitching a bitch.) It...
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Still beating that same dead horse Because really, it is her best role. It's so real to her she just can't leave that shit alone. Even though she's got her giant ding dong back, she's still got to drag her ancient history out of the closet when she's looking for attention....
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My, what big eyes you have!A few months back there was a blind item about a certain underage star openly using the marching powder with the help of her C-list daddy. Was it Miley? I've heard it makes you st-st-st-stutter. Of course this goes against what we've already...
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Blaaaaaaaaaaake!! I'm coming, luv!He sure wants her to. According to The Sun, Blake sent Amy a secret text from a borrowed cell phone while hiding in the potty, begging her to bring him some of that crack. Doesn't he know she has sharing issues? A true crackie never shares...
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Home for ChristmasI guess this means Farrah won't be alone for the holidays. Speaking of, she was allegedly home at the time of the probation raid and subsequent bust. How heartbreaking for her all this must be. Attorneys for the O'Neals were granted a continuance to...
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Thinks no one can tellAnd clearer by the day. How could we miss the clues? Actually, we haven't, but apparently there are still some doubters out there. Let's see, she's painfully thin - Don't let her mammoth boobies fool you. Everybody knows they aren't real. She can't...
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And as thick around as my leg!You might say she's intimately familiar with the bull moose and its bodily dimensions. You better have the facts to back it up, though, or she might sic Grampy on you. So, what is the Republican scapegoat doing to pass the time these days?...
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JKrasThough I wouldn? t mind seeing him on television more (frankly I think he should get an Office spin-off and not Andy and it can be called "Jim Makes Faces for an Hour") John Krasinski has decided to provide his wonderful, soothing voice to Verizon with their new...
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