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Blooming idiotI guess it's a good thing she doesn't swallow her gum or chew sunflower seeds. It would be like kudzu up there. She's apparently quite fertile, at least on the outside. Let us all pray that it's a different situation on her insides. If that thing breeds ... Tired...
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Let's poke her in her other eye, Uncle BenjiThat's nice, keeping the cockblocking in the family. But Benji could use all the help he can get. He took a beating when Paris dumped him to chase after Stavros again. (She thinks she's keeping it low-pro, but she's been leaving...
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I'll be right backThe wet spot wasn't even cold yet, but Amy needed a fix, so she managed to find a way out of the Mickey Mouse clinic where she's been recovering to "lay down some new music". I guess she wanted to smoke up some chords. As I've mentioned previously, this place...
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I wonder if she was even there for his sentencing. Last I heard she was recovering from yet another of her unusual accidents, almost all of which her mother blames OJ for, despite the fact that he's usually miles away by the time the cops catch up with him. Not this time,...
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Suri and the sippy cupShe doesn't care what those minders say. It's just not the same. The barley milk just doesn't taste as good in a sippy cup. Suri knows nothing good lasts forever - Mommy tells her all the time - but she'll always miss her bottle. Dad knows it,...
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Poor Amy. This slug really does bring the worst out in her, every single time. Yesterday the talk was that she had finally wised up and was planning a divorce. Today she's hiking up her IV and shoving the bed pan out of the way for a final poke from her crackie bloke. First...
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Lose pounds without sleeping!Seriously, have you seen what's left of Benji these days? Everyone always blamed Rachel Zoe for the emaciation of Nicole Richie, but maybe they were barking up the wrong skank, I mean, tree. This, coupled with the release of her latest...
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Watch out for escaping left nipple!Gotta hand it to Papa Spears. He's managed to find the right drug cocktail (with a little professional help, of course). He makes sure she's wearing underwear when she goes out. He makes her wash her hair more than once a week, and...
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Suits him wellIn a move that surprised no one, Blake Incarcerated cemented his fate and drove another nail into the coffin that was his gold-digging marriage. Having been in rehab for less than a month and frustrated at his attempts to get Amy to foot the bill while...
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He only likes it this wayWhat, is she as dense as her daughter? She doesn't know this shit is as fake as Lindsay's rack? Nobody could be that stupid. She's got to be on the payroll, too. They must not be paying her enough, though, because Darlene Egelhoff, or Stalker Mom...
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