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31/01/2010

Million dollar baby: She has his eyesHow arrogant, how stupid John Edwards must be. All the blood must have left his brain and stayed in his allegedly supersized ho-poker. I mean, really. If you are a public figure and you absolutely, positively have to make that sex tape, don't show your face. Unless, of course, you believe you're above the law. The long-rumored sex tape...
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30/01/2010

It was just a few pills ...Paging Dr. Conrad Murray! Seriously, if his name pops up in this mess I'll choke on a Wheat Thin, but there was a boatload of pills found in Brittany's house. Some were in her name, some in Simple Simon's, Brittany's mother (way to go there, Ma), and other as-yet unidentified third parties. Did...
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30/01/2010

She was helping me change out the mop headsHoly can't-he-keep-it-in-his-pants! Last month it was a steakhouse in New Jersey, where Governor Paterson was spotted having a very affectionate lunch with a woman most definitely not his wife. He said the woman worked for him. His staff said she didn't. Round and round we...
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I'm fine. It's the rest of you bitches that's crazyAnd the kids too, of course. Charlie would never shag...
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I'm sorry, Daddy That dog must be crazy. I would never run away if I got to curl up at Jesse's...
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How long until organ failure? Yeesh! How can she say that with a straight face? I thought those topless...
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You can't handle the truth!You won't be seeing much in the way of sympathy toward Nancy Grace from...
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I trip over it all the time!Huh. How 'bout that? Guess he really is a big tool. Or at least he...
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How you like me NOW? Oh, if this is true it's so not good. But it's not uncommon. A lot of...
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Casey and KappieGosh this show just churns out seasons. Perhaps because this potentially could be the...
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"HE'S A DICK!"Sorry, but I've never been a big Jay Leno fan. He's too smug, too contrived, too ... chinsome....
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I know, it's hard to use "National Enquirer" and Pulitzer Prize in the same sentence, but you know...
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The Deep End castFrom the reviews so far it sounds like one big orgy with some law jargon thrown in....
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But I'm a profeshionalIt wasn't such a big deal, just seven lines. That's like breakfast to Mischa. And...
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Paging Mr. HuvaneWow. Does her publicist let her have any real boyfriends, or is she only allowed...
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I'm warning you. Leave me ALONE!Poor Britney. She's got no life of her own. She can't even go to...
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Hey, Jay, what's the opposite of above me? Well, that was easy. I guess. For Leno, anyway. For some...
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High on lifeYeah, she didn't do drugs. There were just all those pills the doctors gave her. Brittany's...
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Please! No pictures!For crying out loud. Somebody better check the water in Albany, especially in the...
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Supermodel Naomi Campbell was embroiled in a public bust-up with an angry fan at a Florida hotel. The...
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The other end doesn't look much betterWow, it was like looking in the mirror, but like long ago...
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What happened when Nick ate the last MallomarWhat, did he forget to prop her up while he opened the...
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That coat seems to be heavily padded in the rearYou know, because they're more than just coats, like...
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While this hasn't been confirmed by any other outlets, The National Enquirer has been dead on...
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It's that easyAnd we all thought he was so guilty. Huh. Go figure. Today federal prosecutors announced that...
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She's just being MileyOoh, sexy. Just goes to show: you can take the girl out of the trailer park...
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OK, I made up the topless part. And maybe the part about Katie Couric being threatened in any way....
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2 and 1/2 grams? Picture this: Up all night, they were still drinking at 8:30 in the morning and...
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Yeah, I know. That one was just too easy. That must be what Charlie's thinking right now, what with...
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Just can't seem to get it rightNot that his father, that pillar of virtue (read: piece of shit)...
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Casey JohnsonOh, this is so sad, if only because Casey was only 30 years old and has an adopted...
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