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29/11/2009

Just keep your mouth shut or I'll finish the jobIt's official. Tiger has canceled his third scheduled appointment with the cops to discuss his little fender-bender. Guess those scratches on his face are still too fresh for examination. The last thing he wants is to see his wife locked up for domestic assault, especially when his alleged wandering dick may have caused...
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29/11/2009

You do, big boy. You do.Nobody's watching the kids. The kids have apparently been watching the parents, or at least trying to. They've got the whole medical emergency thing down pat, and have the sense to call an ambulance when needed. When the parents divorced there was a lot of name-calling and mud-slinging about substance abuse....
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28/11/2009

Look what it's done to his ass!Yikes. He's really done it this time. David Hasselhoff has gotten more for publicity this year than ever before. Unfortunately for him (and his children), it's not for his acting, his singing or even his cult status in Germany. It's all about the Hoff's unending determination to climb into...
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Michael honey, is that you? We recently ran a story about the Phelpster being a tax dodge. We've since...
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The ?I Will Always Love You? singer is selling the luxury five-bedroom property ? where she...
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The WoodsesWell, maybe it didn't happen just that way, but it certainly sounds plausible. Tiger Woods has...
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GlambertLet me get this straight. They canceled the Glambert's appearance because they were afraid...
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Dirty child molesterI don't know why this man continues to get sympathy and support from the Hollywood...
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Taylor on RSIf you actually just look at these pictures you really don? t need to see New Moon...
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Amanda in Letters to JulietPlus the trailer has that really good Taylor Swift song. Boy, Amanda Seyfried...
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So pretty!What a little trouper he is! His mommy must be so proud. The latest inexplicable teen sensation that...
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Such. A. Dick.As in Clinton, that is. Remember when he said he didn't actually have sex because he...
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HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? !? Um, doesn't he have someone looking after his money? He's got endorsements up...
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Jessica on her birthdayShe is a beautiful girl but the side-pony tail really Jessica? Really? Jessica has...
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Charlie's AngelsApparently Charlie's Angels which started off as a TV show and then became a movie...
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Ricky Hollywood (snicker snicker)Aw, shy boy, hiding his little wanker like that. It probably looks...
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Well, you're no helpAnd I said nobody would watch it. Huh. Well that little PR ploy certainly backfired. Instead...
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MileyApparently Selena Gomez doesn't care for it either but I actually like her and why would she...
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Bite size for your snacking enjoymentThey said it was a health issue, but they were just worried she...
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Nikki and KristenThe vampires and warewolves finally made it to the Big Apple and they looked damn...
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Mark and AudrinaSorry Mark Sailing (said hot guy from Glee) but you are not yet a household name. And...
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Rockin' the O faceLeave it to the Donald to slap a bitch down who needs a good slappin'. Say what you...
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LeightonLeighton Meester has obviously started to adopt the Lady Gaga scare your audience into loving...
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Together barely long enough to learn eachother's namesEveryone in Jon Gosselin's world has turned...
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Elizabeth on Modern FamApparently November is the month of guest-stars because it pretty much marks...
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Robert PattinsonEven if you looked really awkward in one like Kirsten Stewart. And what's up with...
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That wasn't me ... I don't thinkSee? Drugs really do bring people together. You can call someone the...
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Dakota, Kirsten and Joan JettYeah Dakota Fanning went from being an annoyingly perfect precocious child actor...
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Amy and her new chesticlesYeah, it's November, Amy. Time to put those grossly-inflated fun bags away...
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TaylorThe rumors are flying that little Miss Taylor Swift may have an upcoming appearance on the hit...
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DiannaThe rumors were flying last week that Glee's Dianna Agron was dating Adam Brody when she suddenly...
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Mommy, stop! You're scaring me!This Shauna Sand, she's a bit of a pig, no? I can understand dressing like...
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Maybe kinda, in a sorta way. They say the nipples never lie. Think about it. Maybe the whole bombing...
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Whatchoo smokin'? Oh, barf. Who the f**k would want to see this nutsack loser doing the deed? And...
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I AM the golden ticket!Of course, this picture is cropped and rotated. Baby Lucia has not risen...
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Diddling for dollarsOr hand, whatever the case may be. I haven't watched the video and don't plan...
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Ain't no more room left for no babiesThe incredible sperm machine that is K-Fed has reportedly struck again....
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Well, he's done it again. The Hoff paid a visit to a casino in the Great White North about a week...
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Taylor in New YorkI guess more importantly, is she ready to host? Taylor joins a short list of...
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He'll stand by her, but oh, she'll paySkeletor had nothing to do with the making of this film....
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Happy familyYeah, this is the guy who posed with nothing but his guitar. I bet he's a hot roll...
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Look! You can count her ribsWow. Does this mean that Fishsticks is going to admit that her absolutely...
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That'll make a girl feel good about herself. A random hookup not only denies the deed, but threatens...
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