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30/06/2009

Vuitton is putting us onUm, yeah. Madonna looks beautiful in the new Vuitton ads. She never looked that good - seriously. It's amazing what a little Photoshop can do for a 50-year-old woman with more gristle than a cheap steak. Where are the granny hands? Where are the sinewy bulging biceps? It looks like they even airbrushed her neck. (That was pretty gristly, too.) This...
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30/06/2009

I knew she was troubleWow. It sounds like Tameka's perfect little world is just blowing up all around her. She had to know her days were numbered when he rehired his mother after his last album went nowhere. (In this case, Mama really does know best.) Then there was the whole shady plastic surgery thing, where she snuck...
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29/06/2009

Leighton filmingThe cast of Gossip Girl was seen back at work right near Union Square (17th and Park to be exact) filming season 3. This may become a staple of the show as now they are all old and Blair and Dan attend NYU and Jenny will just follow them all around even though she is still in high school. Leighton was looking...
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Hostages to fortuneAnd Janet was allegedly named executor of Michael's estate. They're very thorough, those...
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That's what we'd like to know, JohnAnd apparently Andrew Young would be the one to know all there...
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Friends to the endAnd if anyone would know, it would be Liza. She's been there, seen it all, lived...
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Uh, like what day is it? And I know I've said this a million f**king times, but why won't you go...
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I always felt bad for Eddie, one of my fallen heroes from the 80s (who didn't have a crush on...
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I just don't get itI guess this just goes to show that Kid Rock is an equal opportunity fornicator - he's...
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Now you've got NO caratsOh, how is she going to top this one? Since Nick and Vanessa admitted they were...
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Emma on Teen VogueAnd she seemed like such a Yalie but this way she can be close to the film...
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Joanna on PrivilegedIt has been reported that Joanna Garcia has been cast as a Southern belle/bitch who will...
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90210 girlsOf course. The cast of 90210 was spotted filming scenes for Season 2 and its not even...
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Courtney being cougarish with Busy PhillipsCourtney Cox makes her return to television (I am trying...
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New Melrose PlaceFirst of all there is just way too much Ashlee Simpson with way too much red...
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And so ends two eras - the King of Pop and the world's most famous left nipple, both beloved by millions...
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Ed McMahonPoor guy. He had a distinguished career, most notably as Johnny Carson's sidekick on The...
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It was fun while it lastedOh, well. Guess she'll have to find someone else to buy her that 10-carat...
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Poor sad little scumbagHe probably didn't believe it right up until the end. He tried to appeal to...
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Johnny Depp has gone madJohnny Depp has gone madI think the way Tim Burton has decided to portray these...
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Joan and KristenShe's certainly a great match for the role appearance-wise. Whether she can swagger...
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Look at my ass!I don't understand why Katie Holmes repeatedly mutilates herself with multiple cosmetic procedures....
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Buy my book bitches!This is the big non-announcement, that they're filing for divorce? Yeah, like we...
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Yup, there's something in thereAt least for this season. She shouldn't worry; she'll probably be like...
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I TOLD you bitchesNow that's arrogant. And thoughtless as well. You're ripping this three-year-old child out...
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It burns! It burns!Heh. Heh. Paris better hold off on moving to Madrid. This boy is having the...
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LeightonYou know Blair would never find herself in this situation and even if she did Chuck Bass...
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Reese filmingReese is keeping busy filming her new movie "How Do You Know? " and she has apparently...
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WhitneyAnd apparently they like to party. According to the New York Post Whit's new friends may be...
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If I have to get out of this chair ...What a terror this woman must be to her family when the cameras...
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Taking a time-outOK, first of all, I never thought of Penn as good Stooges material. I grew up...
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They had a fairytale weddingIt's hard to believe that it's been ten years already since John Kennedy's...
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Don't make me come over there and give you a REAL quoteWell, she's not really kicking puppies, she just...
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I guess Adderall doesn't bloat like coke does ...This isn't the first time the Blohan has been accused...
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Won't live this down anytime soonOh, Sienna, you dumb bunny. What did you think would happen when you...
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Not really tryingAll of which Us Weekly is happy to illustrate. With pictures, even. I wonder, though;...
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I'm available. I'm so available.And nobody wants to see that. Pale, pasty skin is just ... pale,...
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Woonky and the soccer studBefore the wet spot got cold, even. I wonder how long it'll be before Cristiano...
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Will f**k for hairNow that's funny. Sad, pathetic, but wickedly funny. He looks like a turtle that...
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Needs a nap and a cookieAs a matter of fact, she looks like a can of smashed assholes. Is there a...
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I call this my Q-Tip phaseKatie Price is one of those wreckalicious British stars: Like an impending...
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Whitney Port's assWhitney Port was seen galavanting around her sometimes home of Manhattan (I am...
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It seems that Nicollette's new boyfriend plead no contest to buying stolen horses back in 2000....
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I TOLD you bitchesGet this: Madonna's big-mouth lawyer was able to "convince" two of the three...
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Now THAT's a hangoverOK, so maybe her spellcasting and eye-of-newting aren't responsible for that bodacious...
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So ... what are you wearing? Some people never learn. Any woman who continues to go back to...
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You'll never take me alive!Or some other body part. He wasn't entirely specific on just what body...
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But I don't wanna go awayY'know? I know, you know, but she never had a clue. All of her releases...
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Jealous much? Wow, bitch has got some issues. Apparently she can't hold her liquor either ... but...
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Eddie and LeAnnAs well she should, since her husband was spotted with the horse-faced country star just...
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I mean, I just find it hard to believe that someone could have kept that to himself for so long....
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Will beat you DOWN.Now that she's caring for A-Rod's bat and balls Kate Hudson has been spending a...
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