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31/05/2009

Who else but a druggie and low-life would view a dying woman, one he has lived with on and off for the last twenty or so years, as a marketable commodity? And if he can't sell it now, best to marry her so anything from her estate goes to him after she's gone ... is no one looking out for Farrah these days? ...
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31/05/2009

You missed, bitch.Sounds suspicious to me. Angelina has looked so skinny lately, too; it would only take a small gust of wind to knock her down. But I'm wondering, especially in light of the location of her injury: Right between the eyes. See what I mean? Angelina has been busy filming an action film called Salt in...
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31/05/2009

This is the face of doucheIt's so good to see Spector finally taking it in the teeth. After all, that's what he did to Lana Clarkson and at least three other women over the years. He probably still can't believe they got him, but got him they did. Justice was delayed, but at least it was finally served. Phil Spector was a...
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Bow to ME, bitchesAfter many years of running Vogue with an iron fist, unquestioned and unchallenged, Anna...
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Have you kissed your vampire today? Well, not really just for you. You'll just have to share him...
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Screw them. We'll get our own show.Gee. What a shock. (Not.) The only shocking thing is their alleged...
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Birthday girlTalk about the best of both worlds - Shiloh is the perfect combination of Brangelina -...
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They DO make me float!Oh, wait. Avril says she doesn't do drugs; she just drinks like a sailor...
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Look at my ass!Although such exhibitionism is grossly inappropriate for a book signing, no one said...
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It's not just an energy drinkOr maybe she dropped her stash while touring the factory. Either way, this...
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Aww, their parents must be so proudImagine the embarrassment. Poor David Furnish (Elton John's partner)...
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Better double upPoor Britney. I used to think it was a good idea for her parents to step in...
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He was a funny guyMerv Griffin? Say it ain't so. For those of you too young to know who the hell...
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Yeah, isn't it great? Hey, maybe he's not as upset as he looks. But he definitely doesn't look as...
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Angie and BradThe stars came in hoards at Cannes. Penelope Cruz had a bout of food poising but managed...
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Whatever floats your boat, folksHoly cow. I've heard of playing games, but this is ridiculous. It's also...
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But I didn't mean to: Musta been a slip of the dickBut not the way she did John Edwards. No, this she's...
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I'm still here, bitchesAnd large white teeth. Patrick was never a shit-eatin' grin kinda guy; he...
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Can you say haggard? Not that Martha gives a rat's ass what the real househag has to say. Nor...
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You want me to WHAT? !? EWWW!!!That is not his dog-walking face. That's his I can't believe I stepped...
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Has anyone seen my paaaants? !? Poor Tara. She's obviously not sober anymore. AND WHERE ARE HER...
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Leaving nothing to the imagination (or hysterical nightmare)What some people will do for a...
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Not really trying to be discreetIn all fairness, she did marry young. Now that she's closing in on...
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His shirt is too smallEither he got all sweaty wearing black fleece or this Jonas boy has grown...
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Daniel and Kate in NineWell glamorous people running around in fancy underwear at least. With a...
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Is this the kitty in question? You just know he did. That or something even sicker. He's a slimy...
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I can grow my hair and stand up straight again!Real work, that is, not fulfilling the terms of...
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Triple Spanx'd for your protectionHow refreshingly honest. Apparently the head heifer at the Triple...
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Newlyweds? Of course it wasn't a real wedding because we all know Grannie Gristle isn't about to...
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Better than doing the dishesNot familiar with the term? Dine and dash is someone who tries to...
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C-YA!Boy, somebody's head is gonna roll: Who fell asleep on watch and let Katie out of the compound?...
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Watch it, missy. I'll stomp your guts outIt's simple: She grazed. At the deli counter. At the buffet...
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At opposite endsThat Jon is a stupid man. I don't watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. Frankly I'd rather soak...
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I've got a secret ...And it made a mighty tasty sandwich, y'all. So good she went back for seconds....
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Would you like to see where the horse bit me? Actually, Natalie looks like she's got more sense...
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Butterscotch on a paddle boardAh, the Butterscotch Stallion. That hot mess of tousled hair, muddled eyes...
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Ma'am, step away from the MountieC'mon. You know anyone can get into Canada. They take our draft...
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Oopsie!It was bad enough when Mom filed for divorce. After almost 30 years something finally made Robyn...
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Ugh, my head is gonna like split ...Yes, she's quite the intellect, Megan Fox. She said she "didn't...
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I pee standing UP!Wow. This girl makes Jessica Simpson look like a Rhodes scholar. What a big,...
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You people really suckWhat did she ever do to them except not give them the time of day, ignore...
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That's an ewww sandwichFirst it was Hef. Yeah, he's cool and pretty hip for an 80-something year-old horn dog,...
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Dom DeLuiseToo young to know who Dom DeLuise was? He was pure comedic genius. I'm probably dating myself...
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That's gonna burn ...I am not a rap fan. Never was, never will be. But I always had a grudging respect...
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Able to leap tall burgers in a single boundIt's kinda hard to tell with these two. I mean, there's...
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Gimme a pack of Camels and a whisky sourSometimes no matter how hard a parent tries, they can't keep...
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