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30/04/2009

I want to be just like my sister!I know I'm not the only one who's noticed. Ali Lohan is only 15. She's not working on a movie, album or TV show, and doesn't appear to be getting tutored, unless they're doing it in her sleep. Why isn't she in school? Does her mother think she's getting an adiquite education watching her sister pretend-shop for money and courting paparazzi...
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30/04/2009

Defying age and gravityWho do you think looks younger? Would you believe that Sharon is four years older than Meg Ryan? I know, I know, it just doesn't seem right. Sure, it could just be genetic. It could be that Sharon is a pillar of healthy living and Meg lives on Fritos and Devil Dogs. It could even be that one's...
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30/04/2009

My nipples are so sensitiveThe word of the day is gynecomastia. It's a medical term for idiots who juice themselves into a rounder, more feminine cleavage. Just look at the cans on that boy! I'm sure if you ask A-Rod how he got such big, juicy boobies he'd say it was a result of serious weight training. And he'd be...
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Of course these are the same doctors who say that Lindsay Lohan looks to weigh 85 to 95 lbs....
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WTF did you do now? Oh, Meg. So sad. She used to be so cute. She was America's darling until she had...
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Can I sit at the grownup table this time? They're just jealous of his perky little nipples. No, really....
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But not B's dressOmigod, did I just say that? Something nice about a Kardashian? I should call...
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Let's just buy one. My hoo-hoo hurts.Finally. After a few grueling years of forced ovulation, mandated copulation...
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Where's your buddy now, Scotty? That is his claim, that he spent that much on drugs alone. Ent over...
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Security alert! Security alert!And if only Mommy would quit smoking, she could, too. She's trying, though,...
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Soon to be in the bargain DVD binHonestly, she's got a great body and all, but I could never see...
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Bridal BukkakeMan, she looks pretty wasted here, doesn't she? She had to be pretty wiped, letting Spencer...
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You're not gonna do THAT again!They thought no one would spot them at the top of the Empire State...
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LindsayI mean Natalie and Lindsay are both from Long Isand but there has never been a single picture...
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What do you mean, I've had enough? You can't hardly blame him, if the binge-drinking stories are all...
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If I just close my eyes maybe it will let me go ...Look at that poor little thing. One minute he...
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They're on opposite sides of her torso. Just what are they up to? If you're not familiar with her...
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Nothing even remotely petite hereMaybe she's still delusional from all that hot Mexican sun. Or maybe...
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After & beforeWell, sure. If not for that bulbous rump and those mammoth funbags no one would...
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Doesn't look mutualIs she paying him, like all the others? Is this all for The Baster, or is Jen...
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I swear I ate just last week!You would be, too, if you had a mother like that. Tori Spelling has dropped...
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Whoa ... whoa ... whooooa!!!It is such a conniver. First she dumps the boy toy before flying to Malawi....
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Not a good way to burn fat This cow has no shame. If I fell asleep in the sun with giant goggles on...
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I'm the top now!Just because he's got a box office hit doesn't mean he can accost that poor man...
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GwynnieAnd you know Gwyneth some people may consider you to be as annoyingly crazy as Winona, you...
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This is how Spencer likes me bestI never believed these two idiots were a real couple ... but then...
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Brings new meaning to "cut the cake", doesn't it? Too bad she couldn't make it past the frosting. Not...
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Put a bag over that. Quickly.Wow. Someone looks like smashed assholes, doesn't he? No wonder he...
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Wrong finger, assheadThat's because they shriveled up and disappeared from all those years of juicing....
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I'd do him, tooOh, those Jersey girls. And those Jersey boys, too. The state that gave us such...
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Geez, what does a guy have to do to get a little privacy? Seriously, Patrick Swayze has put up...
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LindsayEven if you didn't find it that funny we can safely say it was funnier than the obnoxious Zac...
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Such a toolMan, he's got some taste in women. I love Amy's music, but knockout she ain't, and Blake's...
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Faithless manThey are a devoutly Catholic family with seven children, at least two of which have...
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Lana ClarksonThe LA County District Attorney's office must be dancing in the streets. They finally got...
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted taking a dip in a Maui tide pool and even posing for pictures with a new...
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Nanny at largeLooks like this case won't be as cut and dried as the Lowes' attorney claimed it would...
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Hollywood royalty Drew Barrymore has had her share of ups and downs in the entertainment industry. As ELLE?s...
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Oh, shit. Party's over.OK, so she was set up. But what the f**k was a social worker with the Delaware...
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Brokeback barley milkersHollywood really needs to get off the remake wagon. Some things are better...
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To commemorate the 20th Anniversary , of Let Love Rule, Lenny Kravitz and Virgin/EMI have collaborated to...
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There she is emoting againPhony baloney bitch. I hope John Mayer tells the world about every dirty...
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We love you, Farrah. Get well!Redmond O'Neal is a f**king mess. He's been an addict for years, is...
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Heather is MelroseGeez Louise, talk about penny wise, pound foolish. So she wants $100,000 per episode...
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Shades of Winehouse: What's she got up in that hair? Hey, she's in a tough spot. Her spot on...
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Dr.CarterThere is not much to say because everything has basically been said about this wonderful show....
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I don't think Billy Mays has anything to worry about these days. Once a promising upstart and challenger...
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Whitney on CosmoWhitney Port admitted outloud that she didn't like the movie Twilight. Now she hadn't...
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Miley on GlamourMiley Cyrus has graduated to grown-up magazines with her new Glamour cover. Poor Taylor...
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Bride of ThorazineWhat is with this girl? I've never been a fan (or even regular viewer) of anything...
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