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30/03/2009

Omigod won't you just go AWAY? !? There's just one difference between Lindsay and Britney, and it's a whopper: Britney is a money-making machine; Lindsay is a money-sucking drug fiend. But both girls are equally at risk. Too bad Lindsay doesn't have a reliable parent to look over her. Blabbermouth idiot Michael Lohan is taking a break from holy rolling and saving us...
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30/03/2009

Must be sore loser syndrome. Guess he's not the same mega-athlete he was when he wore that yellow jersey seven times. Is it age, or is he just ... out of juice? Lance has always strongly denied he used any performance enhancing drugs when he was a champion. He decided to try the comeback route, saying he wanted to...
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30/03/2009

If you don't move, It might not see youWhat It wants, It gets. Madge set her eyes on a little girl named Mercy in a Malawian orphanage two years ago, and has been trying to close the deal ever since. How many schools will she have to build? How many palms will she have to grease? What will it take for this stubborn, gristly...
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And it's NOT a Lohan. Ha! No, it was Miley, and if she wasn't so freakin' dense she'd probably be pissed....
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Not a familyThis poor kid; he looked like the only honest soul in the whole bunch. You remember Alfie...
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What Goop Couture could look likeUmm ... I've never thought of Gwyneth Paltrow as fashionable. As a...
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It was all downhill from thereAnd not a moment too soon. The only thing saving her from a criminal...
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MurdererLet's not gild the lily here. Everyone knows Howard K. Douche, with the help of two greedy...
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The BlohansYes, it's a real word. According to Webster's, the definition of atwitter is "in a...
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Why can't we just buy this one? Is it for sale? You mean something could actually live and grow...
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Like a giant EwokPoor little Maniston. She's back to bitter, party of one now that her movies have...
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Let's play tranny in the middleDainty miss Kristin Davis (the Manhattan Madam, not the SATC chick)...
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Reluquez mes grandes m?sanges juteuses!What, is she having trouble making ends meet? Or does she...
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No, they don't get thrown into a pig pile. They don't end up on the menu at Le Cirque either; after only...
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Would you believe I was researching a role? Is he using again? I've seen pictures of him lately...
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My daddy likes taking my picture: That way he gets paid twiceI sure hope so. She's really found a...
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My way or the highway, bitchesI wonder. Did she suddenly wake up and realize she looked ridiculous toting...
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Now that's incriminatingOh, I think somebody's got some 'splainin' to do. At least LeAnn didn't try...
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Usher in the good times!It was only last month that Tameka had that health scare in Brazil. She...
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Airbrush thisWell, this is hardly surprising. I guess when she retained him to keep appearances up for...
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Natasha Richardson, 1963-2009Sonny Bono. Michael Kennedy. And now beautiful and immensely talented Natasha Richardson,...
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Uncanny resemblanceFor those not familiar, Pete Burns was on Celebrity Big Brother and was singer...
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No shaving mishaps here!I mean, it's not like she'd have plastic surgery, right? Even though it...
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It's not rosewater, it's Kabbalah waterI think this picture is a rare look at the real Madge, before...
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They'll never take me aliveLohan logic: If the folks at the rehab are busting your balls because you're...
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Just for you, HowardWhat money? I'm not talking about the old geezer's estate. I'm talking about the...
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I don't need a pish test. I'm shober. I shwear.And that's probably where the problem lies. As f**ked...
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I'm a big star, you knowIf she even remembered to go. After all, she thought she could just walk...
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Nicole and Sunday RoseIf babies could talk, Sunday Rose might be saying things like, "But it's cold...
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Alexis in Post GradThe posters for the new Alexis Bledel film, ? The Post Grad Survival Guide? , have...
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Heading down a slippery slopeThe trout pout. The dilated pupils. The scraggly fake-looking hair. What was...
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Ellen and Portia tried to save her... than to mess with followers of L. Ron Hubbard. Elvis knew what...
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Behold the shaggy mareThe stable boys rejoiced. Every time they tried to help him mount a regular-sized...
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Free ride overI wasn't sure whether to believe it, but then People confirmed it, and they're rarely...
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TwilightersThe Twilight cast is back in Vancouver to film the sequel, New Moon. The press this film...
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Eliot Spitzer was obviously a powerful man with some serious issues. Once he was governor, but just...
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Courtesy Worth1000.comHot dang, she brings tears to your eyes, doesn't she? It's not what you...
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Not until I have a cocktailWhat? She stepped out of the car and blew a tit because she couldn't see...
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Know what my favorite part was? Little Eddie is making a pretty strong statement here. After all,...
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Fit for neither man nor beast: GRIND those teeth!Seriously, who wants their skin to be orange...
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Pigs Choice, maybeI've said it before and I'll say it again. Piece of shit punk asshole. Oh, yeah, and...
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This Dora needs to stay home and studyThat's not to say that Nickelodeon condones teen pregnancy or...
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I don't care what your name isNot everyone's hips can maintain a constant in-and-out without showing signs...
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Urban nudityJust kidding, just kidding. He's actually kinda cute bare ass naked. He should come...
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His one true loveThat's like having an ignorant redneck chief executive with a dismal business record and...
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Where does the extra skin go? And I guess that's why she didn't shave that day. I thought her jawline...
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I will bury you, bitchSomeone needs to check this trashy little broad. She's certainly a social climber,...
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I don't know what I'll do with myselfDeep inside she knows the truth: Nobody gives a rat's ass...
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Man, look at the size of those FEETI still can't get over how Paris has come full circle in her...
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Needs a sandwich, will settle for the crusts.Aw, c'mon. You don't think they made Suri the old-fashioned...
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Best thing that ever happened to himRemember those pictures of her grabbing his crotchsicle? There's only one...
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Make ... her ... stop. Make ... her ... stop.Petrified wood, even. But, hey, this was at 1Oak,...
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